Total Carnage #4

Jul 1993. Cover price £1.50.
56 pages. Colour & B&W contents.
Dark Horse International.

Edited by Dick Hansom.

Cover by John Bolton.
r: Army of Darkness (Dark Horse) #02 (Dec 1992).

Contents:

 2 Dark Horse International Presents Manga Mania in-house advertisement.

 3 Total Carnage contents. / Indicia

 4 Army of Darkness, part four, What Has Gone Before recap; painting by John Bolton.

 5 Army of Darkness w: John Bolton (uncredited), from the screenplay by Sam Raimi & Ivan Raimi; a: John Bolton, lettering by John Costanza.

r: Army of Darkness (Dark Horse) #01 (Nov 1992).

15 Action Station text feature by Dave Hughes; photographs (uncredited).

17 Batman Vs Predator, part four, What Has Gone Before recap; art p: Andy Kubert, i: Adam Kubert.

r: Batman Versus Predator (DC / Dark Horse).

18 Batman Vs Predator, part four, w: Dave Gibbons; p: Andy Kubert, i: Adam Kubert, lettering by Adam Kubert, colouring by Sherilyn van Valkenburgh.

r: Batman Versus Predator (DC / Dark Horse).

30 Hard as Rothrock text feature by David Bryan; photographs (uncredited).

31 Mask, part four, What Has Gone Before recap; illustration by Doug Mahnke.

32 The Mask What Revenge Means to Me. w: John Arcudi; a: Doug Mahnke, lettering by Pat Brosseau.

r: Mayhem (Dark Horse) #02 (Jun 1989).

38 Full Plastic Jacket (With Sleeve) text feature by Lee Brimmicombe-Wood; photographs (uncredited).

39 Grendel: War Child, part three, What Has Gone Before recap; p: Patrick McEown, i: Matt Wagner.

40 Grendel War Child [chapter ?] w: Matt Wagner; p: Patrick McEown, i: Matt Wagner, lettering by Kurt Hathaway, colouring by Bernie Mireault.

r: Grendel: War Child (Dark Horse) #?? (??? 1992).

55 Action! Adventure! Attitude! Amen! (half page) in-house advertisement. / Dark Horse Checklist (half page) titles on sale in July.

56 Year of the Dinosaur! in-house advertisement for Jurassic Park #01.

You can't fault the presentation, though with a John Bolton image it is difficult to create an unattractive cover. A muted contents page colour scheme continues the darkness which is promised, and the image chosen to adorn the recap page for Army of Darkness is as appropriate as ever. Bolton's art is in a class of its own, effortlessly bringing the film to life on the page.

Action Station features a momentary lapse of judgement from Hughes, normally reliable for presenting film news, in reporting the death of Brandon Lee. Under the heading "Exit the Dragon" (dude, seriously?) we get brief details of the incident. Then, as if the depressing fact that such a talented and charismatic person has died so needlessly weren't enough, we are urged to splash out on Showdown in Little Tokyo.

I shouldn't have to explain this, but I'll do so regardless.

Nobody gets to hawk videocassettes (or DVDs) of someone who has recently passed if they can only be bothered to devote a third of a page to the death. A full page gives the right to mention the release, but noting the label and price is simply tacky. It isn't quite as bad as attending the funeral in the hopes of shifting a few Crow t-shirts, but it isn't far off. Hughes shouldn't be picked out specifically for such a misguided approach, as at least three film magazines published insensitive and idiotic pieces in the aftermath of Lee's death.

Also mentioned is a proposed Die Hard sequel (initially dubbed Die Hardest in a startling display of originality) which sounds much like 1995's Under Siege 2, and the formation of a Terminator fan club.

The continuing Batman Versus Predator saga seems never-ending, and although there are a few interesting panels, the main problem is the entire lack of lethal danger in the Predator's rampage - not that random civilians are safe, but none of the Batman cast are possibly going to be killed off, rendering the entire story a pointless diversion. Had Commissioner Gordon or Alfred been sewered by the alien menace, then the story might have contained the necessary interest, but I'm struggling through the story with only minimal interest.

Cynthia Rothrock gets a page-long feature on her career thus-far, expressing the hope that a mainstream studio will pick her up for a major release. That she found it so difficult to break into US films says more about Hollywood than her talent - there are scenes in her films which, all these years on, are still incredible feats.

The Mask is as hilarious as ever, with a couple of perfect lines of dialogue to keep the strip from turning into purely visual comedy. Deprived of his mask, Stanley is thrown out of Katherine's apartment. I've always been impressed with the fluidity of the strip, moving from slapstick to drama without pause, and employing numerous visual tricks from cartoons, newspaper strips, and old comics.

Lee Brimmicombe-Wood's piece on Full Metal Jacket makes for interesting reading, highlighting some of the film's deficiencies well, though remains positive regarding the quality of film-making on display, but seems too easy a film to pick on. It really is an odd film to devote so much space to, as there were a great many lesser-known videos demanding attention at the time. By expending more words on an already heavily-reviewed film, the usefulness of his thoughts are diminished. I would much rather have obscure or disregarded films reappraised in a title such as this.

A title which is still, overall, extremely impressive.

#03

Total Carnage

#05

Total Carnage #3

Jun 1993. Cover price £1.50.
48 pages. Colour & B&W.
Dark Horse International

Edited by Dick Hansom.

Cover by Art Suydam.
r: Batman Versus Predator (Dark Horse) #01 [Predator cover] (Dec 1991).

Contents:

 2 Ever Had One of those Days? in-house advertisement for Total Carnage.

 3 Total Carnage contents. / Indicia

 4 Batman Vs Predator, part three, What Has Gone Before recap; art p: Andy Kubert, i: Adam Kubert.

r: Batman Versus Predator (DC / Dark Horse).

 5 Batman Vs Predator, part three, w: Dave Gibbons; p: Andy Kubert, i: Adam Kubert, lettering by Adam Kubert, colouring by Sherilyn van Valkenburgh.

r: Batman Versus Predator (DC / Dark Horse) #01 (Dec 1991).

13 Action Stations text feature by Dave Hughes.

15 Army of Darkness, part two, What Has Gone Before recap; painting by John Bolton.

16 Army of Darkness w: John Bolton (uncredited), from the screenplay by Sam Raimi & Ivan Raimi. a: John Bolton; lettering by John Costanza.

r: Army of Darkness (Dark Horse) #01 (Nov 1992).

24 The Vast Action Hero text feature by Dave Hughes.

26 Mask, part three, What Has Gone Before recap; illustration by Doug Mahnke.

29 The Mask What Revenge Means to Me. w: John Arcudi; a: Doug Mahnke, lettering by Pat Brosseau.

r: Mayhem (Dark Horse) #02 (Jun 1989).

35 Grendel, part three, What Has Gone Before recap; p: Patrick McEown, i: Matt Wagner.

37 Grendel War Child [chapter] w: Matt Wagner; p: Patrick McEown, i: Matt Wagner, lettering by Kurt Hathaway, colouring by Bernie Mireault.

r: Grendel: War Child (Dark Horse) #01 (Aug 1992).

47 Action! Adventure! Attitude! Amen! (half page) in-house advertisement. / Dark Horse Checklist (half page) titles on sale in June.

48 Dark Horse International Presents Manga Mania in-house advertisement.

If anyone questions how much affect changing the colour scheme of a page can have, then they need look no further than the third page of this issue in comparison with the previous issue. While the subdued tone of the second issue - the use of red enlivens proceedings, as if the title has had a shot in the arm. More care has been taken with the colour balancing on Batman Versus Predator, save for the final page. The brighter look is refreshing, and while the muddy final page is a slight setback, it is an iconic image to linger on.

After treading water for two issues, Action Station finally gets a chance to shine, unencumbered by promotional concerns, with a glimpse at a very odd moment in Hollywood history. Columbia's decision to arrange for an advert for The Last Action Hero to be shot into space, in a joint promotion with AT&T and NASA, is... Strange. It is the kind of film promotion Peter Dragon would have considered, and one can only ponder how much Bolivian marching powder was consumed while brainstorming that one.

The other item of note is that, amusingly, Steven Seagal's films aren't popular in Pakistan. Was he ever really in the same league as Stallone or Schwarzenegger? Tom Cruise is reported to have had three flops in a row in the Asian market, and Mickey Rourke is very big in Europe. THIS is the kind of weird, informative information which the feature should have been running from the start, and is a welcome change.

Army of Darkness hits its stride, with some of the film's most memorable lines, as Ash is hailed as a saviour. I challenge anyone reading not to smile at the line "this is my boom-stick," which has to be one of the best quips in a film full of great dialogue.

As this was very much a nineties title, there's a feature on Schwarzenegger. Not that he needed further promotion, but at least it is kept to two pages.

Setting out to resolve all his outstanding grudges, Stanley's brand of vigilante "justice" takes The Mask from being a parody of superhero tropes into horror territory. Much funnier than either the film or cartoon adaptation, the strip's sense of twisted logic is a delight to behold.

It may be due to the manner in which the strips have been fitted in to the title, or some cosmetic tweaks, but this issue feels as if it is finally delivering on the promise of its name. A sense of confidence in the material is clear, and even the self-promotion (for both Total Carnage and Manga Mania) seem to have more attention paid to their composition than Dark Horse has so far shown.

#02

Total Carnage

#04

Total Carnage #2

May 1993. Cover price £1.50.
48 pages. Colour & B&W.
Dark Horse International

Edited by Dick Hansom.

Cover by John Bolton.
r: Army of Darkness (Dark Horse) #01 (Nov 1992)

Contents:

 2 Forbidden Planet advertisement.

 3 Total Carnage contents. / Indicia

 4 Batman Vs Predator, part two, What Has Gone Before recap; painting by Arthur Suydam.

r: cover from Batman Versus Predator (DC / Dark Horse) #03 (Feb 1992).

 5 Batman Vs Predator, part two, w: Dave Gibbons; p: Andy Kubert, i: Adam Kubert, lettering by Adam Kubert, colouring by Sherilyn van Valkenburgh.

r: Batman Versus Predator (DC / Dark Horse) #01 (Dec 1991).

15 Action Stations text feature by Dave Hughes.

17 Army of Darkness, part two, What Has Gone Before recap; painting by John Bolton.

18 Army of Darkness w: John Bolton (uncredited), from the screenplay by Sam Raimi & Ivan Raimi. a: John Bolton; lettering by John Costanza.

r: Army of Darkness (Dark Horse) #01 (Nov 1992).

26 Raimi Knights text feature by Seamus A. Ryan.

28 Mask, part two, What Has Gone Before recap; illustration by Doug Mahnke.

29 The Mask Who's Laughing Now? w: John Arcudi; a: Doug Mahnke, lettering by Pat Brosseau.

r: Mayhem (Dar Horse) #01 (May 1989).

35 Killing Games text feature by Dave Hughes.

36 Grendel, part two, What Has Gone Before recap; illustration by Patrick McEown & Matt Wagner.

37 Grendel War Child [chapter] w: Matt Wagner; p: Patrick McEown, i: Matt Wagner, lettering by Kurt Hathaway, colouring by Bernie Mireault.

r: Grendel: War Child (Dark Horse) #01 (Aug 1992).

47 Subscribe! Comics for the '90s in-house advertisement.

48 Timeless Terror from Dark Horse in-house advertisement for Dracula #06.

A John Bolton cover can improve any title. Inside, Batman Vs Predator improves, with clearer reproduction assisting the story, though there are still spots where the darkness of the strip causes problems. Some oddities in colouring, with the oval logo on Batman's chest briefly appearing red, is exactly the kind of minor annoyance which can jolt me out of the story, but isn't enough to spoil the mood which has been building - the final-panel appearance of the Predator is a great way to conclude.

Dave Hughes' Action Station covers National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1 rather positively, and there's a reference to Isobar as well, for those who like tormenting themselves with the prospect of one day actually seeing the film. Point Break snags the first Video of the Month title, with James Cameron's aborted Spider-Man adaptation getting passing mention - it is almost as if the feature existed for the sole purpose of teasing people with films which were never made.

The quote - in boxout - from Columbia TriStar president J. Edward Shugrue made me smile, and justifies the existence of the feature by itself. Comedy gold.

Army of Darkness finally gets moving, with Ash getting his hand on his chainsaw - then using it to great effect. Maintaining Bruce Campbell's likeness remarkably well, the artwork throughout is fantastic, and easily better than the official film poster - as pointed out in the following article... Seamus A. Ryan covers the evolution of the Evil Dead series from its 16mm origins through to Army of Darkness' release, though the breakneck pace of the article sips over much of the juicy detail.

The Mask, suffering the worst case of Witzelsucht ever seen, is a joy. There's more violence in the handful of pages here than in the rest of the issue combined, yet the underlying humour ought to be able to override any objections. Hughes' second feature, on the relative merits of the Batman Returns versus Predator 2 games, is little more than a free plug for the Predator game, and lacks even rudimentary side-by-side analysis.

Grendel suffers the most from being chopped into segments, and there's not a great deal of progression from where it left off in the first issue. It is slightly mystifying that use wasn't made of the shorter material which ran in Dark Horse Presents, which would have fitted the format perfectly, and which (for the most part) were filled with solid storytelling and great art.

#01

Total Carnage

#03

Total Carnage #1

Apr 1993. Cover price £1.50.
48 pages. Color & B&W.
Dark Horse Comics International

Comics With Attitude!

Edited by Dick Hansom.

Cover by Simon Bisley.
r: cover from Grendel: War Child (Dark Horse) #01 (Aug 1992).

Free cover-mounted rub-on tattoo.

Contents:

.2 Contents Page / Indicia

.3 Batman Vs Predator w: Dave Gibbons; p: Andy Kubert, i: Adam Kubert, lettering by Adam Kubert, colouring by Sherilyn van Valkenburgh.

r: Batman Versus Predator (DC / Dark Horse) #01 (Dec 1991).

17 Action Stations text features by Dave Hughes.

19 The Evil Dead Army of Darkness w: John Bolton (uncredited), from the screenplay by Sam Raimi & Ivan Raimi. a: John Bolton; lettering by John Costanza.

r: Army of Darkness (Dark Horse) #01 (Nov 1992).

25 The Mask Who's Laughing Now? w: John Arcudi; a: Doug Mahnke, lettering by Pat Brosseau.

r: Mayhem (Dark Horse) #01 (May 1989).

31 Seagal Has Landed! text feature by Dave Hughes.
32 Everybody's Kung-Fu Fighting text feature by Dave Hughes.

33 Grendel War Child [chapter 41] w: Matt Wagner; p: Patrick McEown, i: Matt Wagner, lettering by Kurt Hathaway, colouring by Bernie Mireault.

r: Grendel: War Child (Dark Horse) #01 (Aug 1992).

47 Subscribe - Comics For The '90s

48 The Galaxy's Greatest Heroes Return in Classic Star Wars in-house advertisement.

A rub-on tattoo is a rather juvenile gift for a mature readers title to bear. If it had a voucher for a free tattoo - at selected tattoo parlours - then the tone of Total Carnage might feel more solid, but I'm reminded too greatly of gifts given with Buster or The Dandy. Boasting a rather remarkable Simon Bisley Grendel cover is a massive step towards the title redeeming itself, and my confidence is further boosted by a very handsome contents page.

Batman Versus Predator begins with a championship fight between "Bull" Bersaglio and Marcus King. One viewer, enjoying a beer at home, is drawn outdoors by a noise from his dog and murdered. Alex Yeager, a criminal Bruce has managed to get close to through his business dealings, invites him to a victory celebration. Marcus King, the Heavyweight Champion, is disturbed when relaxing with his lover, and a monstrous figure easily dispatches the boxer.

Quickly removing himself from the event, Bruce rushes to the Plaza Hotel. Learning that two guards were killed, and King violently murdered, Batman pays a visit to Bersaglio in order to determine if the act was reprisal for his humiliating defeat in the ring. Batman is being watched throughout his investigation, though he doesn't know it yet.

This should have been better than it turned out, given who is involved. Detailed and interesting linework, some unusual layout choices, and compelling characters... all let down by too-dark printing, with the lower half of page 11 being incredibly difficult to read. It doesn't help that so much of the story is coloured in browns and blues, which make this strip a very unpleasant reading experience.

Dave Hughes' Action Station film feature makes much mockery of Lethal Weapon, and - showing how long ago this appeared - mentions the Corman Fantastic Four film as being in production. We all know how it turned out - yet, somehow, still manages to be more entertaining than Josh Trank's attempt. If only the font had been smaller, or more space made available, then the film news might have been worth including, but it doesn't dig deep enough to be more than moderately interesting.

The Evil Dead franchise has appeared in comic strip form before (in Samhain), and had enough of a following to make it worthwhile reprinting, but once again the printing doesn't do justice to material at hand. Once we get past the recap of events leading to Ash being stuck in 1300, the long march in captivity is recounted. It really isn't worth including this in such small chunks, as there is no way to get dragged into the story when it doesn't even get to a big scene in its alloted page-count. Despite all that, it is much better than the previous story, and John Bolton should be applauded for faithfully capturing the likeness of Bruce Campbell.

The Mask is an odd choice for inclusion, although here the big moment in the progression of the story is allowed to occur before being shortened. We get to see the titular character, though not his personality or behaviour. It is a frustrating tactic on the part of Dark Horse to present this material in bite-size installments. Who's Laughing Now? is, however, the real treat in this issue, with a final-panel payoff which acts as an origin (of sorts) for The Mask and an enticement to pick up the next issue.

We also get a Steven Seagal feature, for anyone interested. Not being a fan of The Seagull (save for his appearance in Executive Decision), it isn't long enough to convince me of his "talents," nor irreverent enough to make me smile.

Grendel is a fascinating series, and it is great to see the character getting some exposure. The opening installment of War Child here is more than enough proof that the character can stand alongside the more established characters as an example of top notch entertainment. It might, perhaps, have benefited from a text introduction to set readers up for the story, laying out the history and main players.