Total Carnage #4

Jul 1993. Cover price £1.50.
56 pages. Colour & B&W contents.
Dark Horse International.

Edited by Dick Hansom.

Cover by John Bolton.
r: Army of Darkness (Dark Horse) #02 (Dec 1992).

Contents:

 2 Dark Horse International Presents Manga Mania in-house advertisement.

 3 Total Carnage contents. / Indicia

 4 Army of Darkness, part four, What Has Gone Before recap; painting by John Bolton.

 5 Army of Darkness w: John Bolton (uncredited), from the screenplay by Sam Raimi & Ivan Raimi; a: John Bolton, lettering by John Costanza.

r: Army of Darkness (Dark Horse) #01 (Nov 1992).

15 Action Station text feature by Dave Hughes; photographs (uncredited).

17 Batman Vs Predator, part four, What Has Gone Before recap; art p: Andy Kubert, i: Adam Kubert.

r: Batman Versus Predator (DC / Dark Horse).

18 Batman Vs Predator, part four, w: Dave Gibbons; p: Andy Kubert, i: Adam Kubert, lettering by Adam Kubert, colouring by Sherilyn van Valkenburgh.

r: Batman Versus Predator (DC / Dark Horse).

30 Hard as Rothrock text feature by David Bryan; photographs (uncredited).

31 Mask, part four, What Has Gone Before recap; illustration by Doug Mahnke.

32 The Mask What Revenge Means to Me. w: John Arcudi; a: Doug Mahnke, lettering by Pat Brosseau.

r: Mayhem (Dark Horse) #02 (Jun 1989).

38 Full Plastic Jacket (With Sleeve) text feature by Lee Brimmicombe-Wood; photographs (uncredited).

39 Grendel: War Child, part three, What Has Gone Before recap; p: Patrick McEown, i: Matt Wagner.

40 Grendel War Child [chapter ?] w: Matt Wagner; p: Patrick McEown, i: Matt Wagner, lettering by Kurt Hathaway, colouring by Bernie Mireault.

r: Grendel: War Child (Dark Horse) #?? (??? 1992).

55 Action! Adventure! Attitude! Amen! (half page) in-house advertisement. / Dark Horse Checklist (half page) titles on sale in July.

56 Year of the Dinosaur! in-house advertisement for Jurassic Park #01.

You can't fault the presentation, though with a John Bolton image it is difficult to create an unattractive cover. A muted contents page colour scheme continues the darkness which is promised, and the image chosen to adorn the recap page for Army of Darkness is as appropriate as ever. Bolton's art is in a class of its own, effortlessly bringing the film to life on the page.

Action Station features a momentary lapse of judgement from Hughes, normally reliable for presenting film news, in reporting the death of Brandon Lee. Under the heading "Exit the Dragon" (dude, seriously?) we get brief details of the incident. Then, as if the depressing fact that such a talented and charismatic person has died so needlessly weren't enough, we are urged to splash out on Showdown in Little Tokyo.

I shouldn't have to explain this, but I'll do so regardless.

Nobody gets to hawk videocassettes (or DVDs) of someone who has recently passed if they can only be bothered to devote a third of a page to the death. A full page gives the right to mention the release, but noting the label and price is simply tacky. It isn't quite as bad as attending the funeral in the hopes of shifting a few Crow t-shirts, but it isn't far off. Hughes shouldn't be picked out specifically for such a misguided approach, as at least three film magazines published insensitive and idiotic pieces in the aftermath of Lee's death.

Also mentioned is a proposed Die Hard sequel (initially dubbed Die Hardest in a startling display of originality) which sounds much like 1995's Under Siege 2, and the formation of a Terminator fan club.

The continuing Batman Versus Predator saga seems never-ending, and although there are a few interesting panels, the main problem is the entire lack of lethal danger in the Predator's rampage - not that random civilians are safe, but none of the Batman cast are possibly going to be killed off, rendering the entire story a pointless diversion. Had Commissioner Gordon or Alfred been sewered by the alien menace, then the story might have contained the necessary interest, but I'm struggling through the story with only minimal interest.

Cynthia Rothrock gets a page-long feature on her career thus-far, expressing the hope that a mainstream studio will pick her up for a major release. That she found it so difficult to break into US films says more about Hollywood than her talent - there are scenes in her films which, all these years on, are still incredible feats.

The Mask is as hilarious as ever, with a couple of perfect lines of dialogue to keep the strip from turning into purely visual comedy. Deprived of his mask, Stanley is thrown out of Katherine's apartment. I've always been impressed with the fluidity of the strip, moving from slapstick to drama without pause, and employing numerous visual tricks from cartoons, newspaper strips, and old comics.

Lee Brimmicombe-Wood's piece on Full Metal Jacket makes for interesting reading, highlighting some of the film's deficiencies well, though remains positive regarding the quality of film-making on display, but seems too easy a film to pick on. It really is an odd film to devote so much space to, as there were a great many lesser-known videos demanding attention at the time. By expending more words on an already heavily-reviewed film, the usefulness of his thoughts are diminished. I would much rather have obscure or disregarded films reappraised in a title such as this.

A title which is still, overall, extremely impressive.

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