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Thursday, December 27, 2018

Batman Vol.3 #5

Nov 2012. Cover price £2.99.
76 pages. Full colour contents.
Titan Magazines.

Cover by UNKNOWN.

Contents:

 2 Digital Comics Now Available!
 3 Contents Page
 4 Batman pin-up; p: PAT (Patrick Gleason), i: Mick Gray, colouring by John Kalisz.
r: cover from Batman and Robin (DC Comics) #07 (May 2012).
 5 Driven w: Peter J. Tomasi; p: Patrick Gleason, i: Mick Gray, lettering by Patrick Brosseau, colouring by John Kalisz.
r: Batman and Robin (DC Comics) #07 (May 2012).
25 The Fall of the House of Wayne, part 2, w: Scott Snyder & James Tynion IV; a: Rafael Albuquerque, lettering by Dezi Sienty, colouring by Dave McCaig.
r: Batman (DC Comics) #10 (Aug 2012).
32 All-New Superhero Sagas! In the DC Universe! in-house advertisement.
33 The Fall of the House of Wayne, part 3, w: Scott Snyder & James Tynion IV; a: Rafael Albuquerque, lettering by Dezi Sienty, colouring by Dave McCaig.
r: Batman (DC Comics) #11 (Sep 2012).
37 Missed an Issue? back issues
38 Batman poster; a: Andy Clarke, colouring by Tomeu Morey.
r: variant cover from Batman (DC Comics) #11 (Sep 2012).
40 Subscribe
44 Batman pin-up. p:
r: UNKNOWN.
45 Ghost in the Machine w: Scott Snyder & James Tynon IV (p22-28 only); p: Becky Cloonan (p1-21) & Andy Clarke (p22-28), i: Becky Cloonan (p1-7; p12-18; p21) & Sandu Florea (p8-11; p19; p20) Andy Clarke (p22-28), lettering by Richard Starkings & Comicraft's Jimmy Betancourt, colouring by FCO Plascencia).
r: Batman (DC Comics) #12 (Oct 2012).
73 A Mark Millar Mindgasm in-house advertisement for CLiNT.
74 Batman Letters readers' mail
75 Next Time!
76 Batman: The Dark Knight in-house advertisement.

Ah - I knew there was a reason I persisted with this title. Damian Wayne being tortured by Nobody is one of the highlights of the series so far, but unfortunately Batman arrives in time to save him from something worse than a few fractures - if we ask nicely, DC might give us a monthly "lets torture Robin" series, so I wait in hope. Actually, this version of Batman isn't quite there for me either, so seeing him tortured issue after issue would be welcome as well.

The first story collected here at least manages a decent line of dialogue to end the issue, and there's enough room for the "character" of Damian to develop some... well, character, mainly. His portrayal throughout the various reprints thus far has lacked a believability which is still undercutting any sense that this is an actual child. Even the most stoic character has to have a moment where the facade cracks slightly, otherwise they are forever held apart from any understanding of their inner life. Damian is extremely difficult to understand as a living, breathing person.

The best story is Ghost in the Machine, with some superb artwork by Becky Cloonan. Harper is the first character (in all five issues) to feel even remotely real, and is thus, by far, the most interesting individual to appear in the title - no mean feat for a single appearance. I'm still unimpressed by the relentlessly grumpy Batman, but with the poster and pin-ups at least there is some value to be had here, though the artwork is far from the heights of the Marshall Rogers run in the seventies.

While I hope the title keeps improving, there's simply too much baggage being dragged along to see things changing dramatically.

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Wednesday, December 26, 2018

Batman Vol.3 #4

Oct 2012. Cover price £2.99.
76 pages. Full colour contents.
Titan Magazines.

Cover p: Greg Capullo, colouring by FCO Plascencia.
r: cover from Batman (DC Comics) #10 (Aug 2012).

Contents:

 2 Justice League in-house advertisement
 3 Contents Page
 4 Batman pin-up; p: PAT (Patrick Gleason), i: Mick Gray, colouring by John Kalisz.
r: cover from Batman and Robin (DC Comics) #06 (Apr 2012).
 5 The Real Me w: Peter J. Tomasi. p: Patrick Gleason, i: Mick Gray, lettering by Patrick Brosseau, colouring by John Kalisz.
r: Batman and Robin (DC Comics) #10 (Aug 2012).
25 Subscribe
26 Batman pin-up; p: Greg Capullo, colouring by FCO Plascencia.
r: cover from Batman (DC Comics) #10 (Aug 2012).
27 Assault on the Court w: Scott Snyder; p: Greg Capullo, i: Jonathan Glapion, lettering by Richard Starkings & Comicraft's Jimmy Betancourt, colouring by FCD Plascencia.
r: Batman (DC Comics) #10 (Aug 2012).
37 Missed an Issue? Back issues.
49 My Brother's Keeper w: Scott Snyder; p: Greg Capullo, i: Jonathan Glapion, lettering by Richard Starkings & Comicraft's Jimmy Betancourt, colouring by FCD Plascencia.
r: Batman (DC Comics) #11 (Sep 2012).
73 Win an Awesome Batman: The Dark Knight Rises Bat Vehicle competition.
74 Batman Letters readers' mail
75 Next Time! in-house advertisement.
76 Batman: The Dark Knight in-house advertisement.


Promising much yet, alas, delivering very little, The Real Me could have been a stellar story, though pulls back from anything radically different than we have seen dozens of times before in Batman narratives, falling into a rut when it should have been carving out a fresh path. It is pointless, at this remove from the character's inception, to expect any different, but the sheer level of carelessness in creating what should be a tense thriller is a sign that the era of the bat is well and truly over.

The pin-ups, here, are fine - while not displaying any true sign that there is something more than crass commercialism in mind, they fulfill their role in adding to an otherwise unimpressive collection of stories. Relaunching the Batman line could have been the impetus for a complete overhaul of the tired and redundant elements, bringing a freshness to the character, in line with the cinematic overhaul instigated by Christopher Nolan with The Dark Knight, though instead we are presented with material which is undistinguished.

While this might, superficially, feel like great value for money, it lacks a sense of vibrancy which really should be present in a new title.

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Batman Vol.3

#05

Tuesday, December 25, 2018

Batman Vol.3 #3

Sep 2012. Cover price £2.99.
76 pages. Full colour contents.
Titan Magazines.

Cover by UNKNOWN.

Contents:

 2 Mark Millar's Clint in-house advertisement
 3 Contents Page
 4 Batman pin-up; p: PAT (Patrick Gleason), i: Mick Gray, colouring by John Kalisz.
r: cover from Batman and Robin (DC Comics) #05 (Mar 2012).
 5 Mutineer w: Peter J. Tomasi; p: Patrick Gleason, i: Mick Gray, lettering by Patrick Brosseau, colouring by John Kalisz.
r: Batman and Robin (DC Comics) #05 (Mar 2012).
25 Batman: The Dark Knight #2 in-house advertisement.
26 The Call w: Scott Snyder & James Tynion IV; a: Rafael Albuquerque, lettering by Patrick Brosseau, colouring by Nathan Fairbairn.
r: Batman (DC Comics) #08 (Jun 2012).
33 Missed an Issue? back issues.
37 Batman pin-up.
38 Batman pin-up; p: Patrick Gleason, i: Mick Gray, colouring by John Kalisz.
r: cover from Batman and Robin (DC Comics) #05 (Mar 2012).
41 Subscribe
42 Batman
43 Night of the Owls w: Scott Snyder; p: Greg Capullo, i: Jonathan Glapion, lettering by Richard Starkings & Comicraft's Jimmy Betancourt, colouring by FCO Plascencia.
r: Batman (DC Comics) #09 (Jul 2012).
52 Missed an Issue? Back issues.
53 Batman pin-up; a: Greg Capullo, colouring by FCO Plascencia.
r: cover to Batman (DC Comics) #08 (Jun 2012).
54 Attack on Wayne Manor w: Scott Snyder; p: Greg Capullo, i: Jonathan Glapion, lettering by Richard Starkings, colouring by FCO Plascencia.
r: Batman (DC Comics) #08 (Jun 2012).
53 The Legend Ends advertisement for The Dark Knight Rises novelization.
64 The Fall of the House of Wayne, part one, w: Scott Snyder; a: Rafael Albuquerque, lettering by Patrick Brosseau, colouring by Dave McCaig.
r: Batman (DC Comics) #08 (Jun 2012).
74 Batman Letters readers' mail.
75 Next Time! in-house advertisement.
76 Star Wars Galaxy in-house advertisement.

The reprints are feeling increasingly haphazard and inconsequential, with shorter pieces which appear to be disconnected from one another. Although giving more story opportunities for the reader to discover, none of the contents are particularly satisfying - I find myself asking "Why should I care" instead of feeling as if the adventures are worth reading, and the bright spots within this collection are so few and far between as to negate their worth.

Adding to the problems is an incredibly messy cover design which clutters the main image with over-large lettering, making the title look more in line with something aimed at a much younger audience. Having the ongoing stories run concurrently is rather unfortunate, as complete stories would at least justify the page count, but given the numerous problems this is a title I simply cannot recommend.

In trade paperbacks the contents might be worth approaching once more, but in this format the stories are unsatisfying and irritating.

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Batman Vol.3

#04

Future Tense #4

Britain's Chilling New Science Fiction Weekly

26 Nov 1980; Cover price 14p.
32 pages. B&W contents.
Marvel Comics Ltd.

One of Marvel's Big Ones!

Edited by Paul Neary.

Cover p: UNKNOWN.
r: UNKNOWN.

Contents:

 2 Britain's Most Exciting Science Fiction Weekly! (half page) text introduction by Paul Neary. / The Concise History of the Galaxy (half page) UNTITLED [Fresh Brains] w: Tim Quinn; a: Dicky Howett. / Indicia
 3 The Micronauts Divided They Fall, part two, w: Bill Mantlo; p: Pat Broderick, i: Armando Gil, lettering by John Costanza.
r: Micronauts (Marvel Comics) #19 (Jul 1980).
12 Meet the Micronauts, part three, Bug w: UNKNOWN (uncredited); a: UNKNOWN (uncredited).
13 Seeker 3000! The Dying Sun!, part four, w: Doug Moench; a: Tom Sutton, lettering by Denise Wohl.
r: Marvel Premiere (Marvel Comics) #41 (Apr 1978).
18 BMX - The Hottest Thing on Two Wheels! advertisement for Halfords.
18 Star-Lord Windhölme, part four, w: Chris Claremont; p: John Byrne, i: Terry Austin, lettering by Tom Orzechowski.
r: Marvel Preview (Marvel Comics) #11 (Summer 1977).
23 Paladin In Manhattan, They Play for Keeps, part four, w: Don McGregor; a: Tom Sutton, lettering by Gaspar Saladino & Bruce Patterson.
r: Marvel Premiere (Marvel Comics) #43 (Aug 1978).
27 Warlock And Men Shall Call Him... Warlock!, part four, w: Roy Thomas; p: Gil Kane, i: Dan Adkins, lettering by Sam Rosen.
r: Marvel Premiere (Marvel Comics) #01 (Apr 1972).
32 Science Fantasy in Television, Cinema and Graphics in-house advertisement for Starburst.
As we got to press this week, the big news is that we have got Star Trek for you, and its scheduled to begin in issue 7! We will be printing the Marvel authorised comic strip version of the recent film, and then getting into new adventures... untold stories of the crew of the starship Enterprise!
If the current roster of material was stronger then the announcement of a further two issues wait might have been bearable, but with the interminable "adventures" of the Micronauts, Star-Lord and Paladin to look forward to, this is not an announcement that is pleasing to read. But there is some news which has piqued my interest:
Also we might just have a few photographs of our recent Marvel Convention for you!
This is more like it. I'm a sucker for behind-the-scenes material, and any record of the convention has to be better than the strips. There must be a wealth of information on the Marvel Convention awaiting publication...

The brief appearance by Ant Man at the end of the current Micronauts story, leading into a full appearance in the next issue, shows that this is not, however it is marketed, an SF story, but merely another tired, predictable superhero story, with all the scientific curiousity of a cocker spaniel. The fact that it is a superhero story isn't an immediate mark against the series, but, because of it being marketed as SF, the superhero elements are a drawback.
The Seeker 3000 makes the jump intact, triumphantly blazing though an eternity of warped time and space!

For thr first time in man's history, infinity is at hand, the vast cosmos within grasp...

...and it took this to accomplish it: the death of the sun!

In one searing instant of cosmic hell, Earth's reality is... vaporised.

Every planet, every moon and asteroid, every man, woman and child in the solar system dies...

...save these precious few aboard a warp-streaking ark named Seeker-3000. They gather now, in mingled jubilation and grief...
The main problem with the warp sequence in Seeker 3000 is its glorious celebration of something which, elsewhere in the title, is treated as a relatively easy accomplishment, undermining the difficulty of the process, and making the characters look like idiots for not figuring out an easier way of accomplishing what others have done with far less destruction. It isn't even depicted with the strength of an average Star Trek or Star Wars FTL sequence, which further cuts away at the melodrama on show.

Thankfully a brand new story is promised for the next issue.
In Chinese Legend, it is told that Buddha died on a bleak new year's day...

On that dying day, Buddha supposedly summoned all living creatures to his side. Twelve responded, and he rewarded each with a year of homage on the lunar calendar.
The moments of interest in Paladin are largely unconnected with the battle which the titular character is involved in, and when he starts talking any tension evaporates. Paladin is a wooden, two-dimensional walking plot point, with dialogue so corny and hackneyed that I actually laughed out loud when reading his utterances:
You killed Marsha. She was sensitive... alert... vibrant.

You ended all her moods and excitements.
That makes me smile every time I read it. How, given the number of people involved in the creation of the strip, could such awful lines get through the entire creative process to see print? No comic strip of this type should turn the death of a character into prime comedy material.

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Future Tense

#05

Monday, December 24, 2018

Batman Vol.3 #2

Sep 2012. Cover price £2.99.
76 pages. Full colour contents.
Titan Magazines.

Cover p: PAT (Patrick Gleason), i: Mick Gray, c: Moose Baumann.
r: cover from Batman and Robin (DC Comics) #01 (Nov 2011).

Contents:

 2 Justice League in-house advertisement
 3 Contents Page
 4 Batman pin-up. p: PAT (Patrick Gleason), i: Mick Gray, colouring by Moose Baumann.
r: cover from Batman and Robin (DC Comics) #03 (Jan 2012).
 5 Knightmoves w: Peter J. Tomasi; p: Patrick Gleason, i: Mick Gray, lettering by Patrick Brosseau, colouring by John Kalisz.
r: Batman and Robin (DC Comics) #03 (Jan 2012).
25 The Dark Knight Rises official movie novelization advertisement.
26 Batman pin-up; p: PAT (Patrick Gleason), i: Mick Gray, colouring by John Kalisz.
r: cover from Batman and Robin (DC Comics) #04 (Feb 2012).
27 Matter of Trust w: Peter J. Tomasi; p: Patrick Gleason, i: Mick Gray, lettering by Patrick Brosseau, colouring by John Kalisz.
r: Batman and Robin (DC Comics) #04 (Feb 2012).
37 Batman pin-up; p: PAT (Patrick Gleason), i: Mick Gray, colouring by Moose Baumann.
r: cover from Batman and Robin (DC Comics) #03 (Jan 2012).
38 Batman pin-up; a: Jason Fabok, colouring by Peter Steigerwald.
r: variant cover from Batman (DC Comics) #08 (Jun 2012).
43 Subscribe
52 Missed an Issue? Back issues.
53 Batman pin-up; a: Greg Capullo, colouring by FCO Plascencia.
r: cover from Batman (DC Comics) #08 (Jun 2012).
54 Attack on Wayne Manor w: Scott Snyder; p: Greg Capullo, i: Jonathan Glapion, lettering by Richard Starkings, colouring by FCO Plascencia.
r: Batman (DC Comics) #08 (Jun 2012).
74 Batman Letters readers' mail
75 Next Time! in-house advertisement.
76 Batman: The Dark Knight in-house advertisement.

Continuing on, without any discernible personality or style, this reprint title presents absolutely no incentives for readers interested in the character of Batman, resorting to relentlessly churning through DC's relaunched line with no commentary. hoping that its insipid strips will, somehow, achieve a degree of sense by virtue of so many appearing in one publication. It is folly to assume that volume equates to quality, which this does.

With this issue I'm beginning to really like Morgan. More than Batman, even - and I think everyone knows by now that I want to see the Joker snuff out Damian just like he did with Jason Todd. Maybe an entire issue dedicated to having him slowly boiled to death. The character isn't merely depicted as a brat, but as an entirely unbelievable collection of stock traits, gathered together without a balancing degree of humanity to offset the more ridiculous elements.

Damian's fundamental cartoonishness drags the stories down to such a degree that it is difficult to remember that there was a time when Batman routinely enoyed top-tier creators and stories.

While there are highlights to savor (Damian being drugged, a few beautiful pin-ups, and one of the dumbest speeches Batman has ever given), the rather silly dialogue given to Alfred is beginning to annoy me. The Owls storyline ramps up in fine style in comparison with a rather poor main feature, and the addition of a page for readers' letters finally gives the title a little more value. Not much, but it is a start.

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Batman Vol.3

#03

Future Tense #3

Britain's Newest Science Fiction Weekly!

19 Nov 1980; Cover price 14p.
32 pages. B&W contents.
Marvel Comics Ltd.

Edited by Paul Neary.

Free 'Build Your Own Spaceship' piece, part three, designed by Rahid Khan.

Cover p: UNKNOWN.
r: UNKNOWN.

Contents:

 2 Welcome to Issue Three (half page) text introduction by Paul Neary. / The Concise History of the Galaxy (half page) UNTITLED [Uncle Frank] w: Tim Quinn; a: Dicky Howett. / Indicia
 3 The Micronauts Divided They Fall w: Bill Mantlo; p: Pat Broderick, i: Armando Gil, lettering by John Costanza.
r: Micronauts (Marvel Comics) #19 (Jul 1980).
11 Meet the Micronauts, part two, Princess Mari... Marionette w: UNKNOWN (uncredited); a: UNKNOWN (uncredited).
12 Seeker 3000! The Dying Sun!, part three, w: Doug Moench; a: Tom Sutton, lettering by Denise Wohl.
r: Marvel Premiere (Marvel Comics) #41 (Apr 1978).
16 Marvel Back-Issue Bonanza! in-house advertisement.
18 Star-Lord Windhölme, part three, w: Chris Claremont; p: John Byrne, i: Terry Austin, lettering by Tom Orzechowski.
r: Marvel Preview (Marvel Comics) #11 (Summer 1977).
22 Paladin In Manhattan, They Play for Keeps, part thee, w: Don McGregor; a: Tom Sutton, lettering by Gaspar Saladino & Bruce Patterson.
r: Marvel Premiere (Marvel Comics) #43 (Aug 1978).
25 Contact! w:/a: Tom Sutton; lettering by Tom Sutton.
r: Son of Satan (Marvel Comics) #08 (Feb 1977).
27 Warlock And Men Shall Call Him... Warlock!, part three, w: Roy Thomas; p: Gil Kane, i: Dan Adkins, lettering by Sam Rosen.
r: Marvel Premiere (Marvel Comics) #01 (Apr 1972).
32 Science Fantasy in Television, Cinema and Graphics in-house advertisement for Starburst.

Before you think that the quality has dipped so low as to negate any possibility of salvation, The Concise History of the Galaxy contains a classic moment of comedy, with more than a hint of 2001: A Space Odyssey being lampooned. While I may be alone in seeing a slight resemblance, the Captain Caveman styling present is greatly appreciated.

With the immensely original title of Divided They Fall, this issue's Micronauts tale strikes out in a bold new direction, with Bug being spooked by a dog's appearance, then engaging in dramatic battle with a chicken, before being capture by a bespectacled amateur scientist who refers to himself as "Odd John." Would anyone actually call themselves such a name? Strips this bad are rarely seen, so to see this in a Marvel title is plain embarrassing.

Star-Lord gets a sentient ship, called (in another startling leap of originality) "Ship". Honestly, why do I bother tormenting myself with possibilities that the quality of this title might rise to the level of... mediocre, perhaps. A lot of the strip's charm has evaporated as the story has progressed, though the appearance of reptilian aliens provide a brief jolt of excitement.

A highlight of the issue is Contact!, which - although the punch-line has been used time and time again - manages to raise a smile thanks to clever writing, some lively art, and a sense of the ridiculous which is entirely appropriate. Unfortunately, yet predictably, things return to normal with Warlock's mangling of science, in a speech so idiotic that even readers possessing no scientific knowledge whatsoever are likely to utter a sigh of despair at how moronic the notion is.

There is word of Star Trek strips forthcoming in the editorial, though I doubt even as tasty a promise as this is likely to have ensured readers' attention through so much of the poor material slapped together for this title. Had the Star Trek material been present since the start it might have held more immediate appeal, though I can't help thinking that the only way for the title to distinguish itself was to opt for original strips.

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Future Tense

#04

Sunday, December 23, 2018

Batman Vol.3 #1

Aug 2012. Cover price £2.99.
76 pages. Full colour contents.
Titan Magazines.

Cover p: PAT (Patrick Gleason), i: Mick Gray, colouring by Moose Baumann.
r: cover from Batman and Robin (DC Comics) #01 (Nov 2011).

Contents:

 2 Star Wars Galaxy in-house advertisement
 3 Contents Page
 4 Batman pin-up; p: PAT (Patrick Gleason), i: Mick Gray, colouring by Moose Baumann.
r: cover from Batman and Robin (DC Comics) #01 (Nov 2011).
 5 Born to Kill w: Peter J. Tomasi; p: Patrick Gleason, i: Mick Gray, lettering by Patrick Brosseau, colouring by John Kalisz.
r: Batman and Robin (DC Comics) #01 (Nov 2011).
25 Justice League in-house advertisement.
26 Batman pin-up; p: PAT (Patrick Gleason), i: Mick Gray, colouring by John Kalisz.
r: cover from Batman and Robin (DC Comics) #02 (Dec 2011).
27 Bad Blood w: Peter J. Tomasi; p: Patrick Gleason, i: Mick Gray, lettering by Patrick Brosseau, colouring by John Kalisz.
r: Batman and Robin (DC Comics) #02 (Dec 2011).
37 Batman pin-up; a: Dustin Nguyen.
r: variant cover from Batman (DC Comics) #07 (May 2012).
38 Batman pin-up; p: PAT (Patrick Gleason), i: Mick Gray, colouring by John Kalisz.
r: cover from Batman and Robin (DC Comics) #02 (Dec 2011).
43 Batman: The World of the Dark Knight competition.
52 Subscribe
53 Batman a: Greg Capullo, colouring by FCO Plascencia.
r: cover from Batman (DC Comics) #07 (May 2012).
54 Previously - Batman Vs. The Court of Owls recap.
55 The Talons Strike! w: Scott Snyder. p: Greg Capullo, i: Jonathan Glapion, lettering by Richard Starkings & Jimmy Betancourt, colouring by FCO Plascencia.
r: Batman (DC Comics) #07 (May 2012).
75 Next Time! in-house advertisement.
76 Batman: The Dark Knight in-house advertisement.

For a first issue, this is incredibly poor. Aside from the lack of profile pages (as the London Editions Magazines launch had), this also neglects to explain anything about the New 52 status quo, for those expecting material published prior to DC's perfect jumping-off point. A complete lack of text signifying that there are major differences in the background to the title is frustrating, and promotes the sense of this comic being little more than a chore for Titan, when it really ought to be a celebration of a long-lived character.

The primary villain encountered in the first story, for instance, isn't even named in the comic until over halfway through the issue, which is compounded by the problem of an entirely different storyline making up the final third of the issue. With the Joker or the Riddler, enough exposure across various media negates the necessity to tag the character for reader identification, but second-rate villains should always be named as early in the script as possible to prevent frustration. These lapses point to a sloppiness and disregard for the reader that is, in this day and age, completely unacceptable.

I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where and Who.
I send them over land and sea,
I send them east and west;
But after they have worked for me,
I give them all a rest.
                     Rudyard Kipling.
What is the diabolical plan Batman must overcome? Why is the villain undertaking such a plan? When, importantly, is this story set, in relation to material which the reader has possibly encountered? How does it fit in with the stories previously published, and how have we gotten to the point where the story picks up? Where, thankfully, is covered well, establishing Gotham as central to the continuing narrative. Who are these characters?

An abysmal entry-point for new readers, who should have been provided with a far cleaner and less convoluted tale.

There are a few positives here - notably the clean presentation of the covers as pin-ups - though the mish-mash of contents, and the unfortunate continuation of Damian Wayne's presence, mean that this is a chore to read rather than a piece of entertainment.

Batman Vol.3

#02

Future Tense #2

SF from Here to Eternity!

12 Nov 1980; Cover price 14p.
32 pages. B&W contents.
Marvel Comics Ltd.

Edited by Paul Neary.

Free 'Build Your Own Spaceship'.

Cover p: Dave Cockrum, i: Joe Sinnott.
r: recoloured cover from Marvel Premiere (Marvel) #41 (Apr 1978).

Contents:

 2 Future Tense ...Second Great Issue! (half page) text introduction by Paul Neary. / The Concise History of the Galaxy (half page) UNTITLED [Heavy Sunspots] w: Tim Quinn; a: Dicky Howett. / Indicia
 3 The Micronauts Child Eyes!, part two, w: Bill Mantlo; p: Howard Chaykin, i: Al Milgrom, lettering by Irving Watanabe.
r: Micronauts (Marvel Comics) #18 (Jun 1980).
12 Meet the Micronauts UNTITLED, part one, w: UNKNOWN (uncredited); a: UNKNOWN (uncredited).
13 Warlock And Men Shall Call Him... Warlock!, part two, w: Roy Thomas; p: Gil Kane, i: Dan Adkins, lettering by Sam Rosen.
r: Marvel Premiere (Marvel Comics) #01 (Apr 1972).
17 Seeker 3000! The Dying Sun!, part two, w: Doug Moench; a: Tom Sutton, lettering by Denise Wohl.
r: Marvel Premiere (Marvel Comics) #41 (Apr 1978).
21 Paladin In Manhattan, They Play for Keeps, part two, w: Don McGregor; a: Tom Sutton, lettering by Gaspar Saladino & Bruce Patterson.
r: Marvel Premiere (Marvel Comics) #43 (Aug 1978).
26 Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back in-house advertisement for Star Wars Weekly.
27 Star-Lord Windhölme, part two, w: Chris Claremont; p: John Byrne, i: Terry Austin, lettering by Tom Orzechowski.
r: Marvel Preview (Marvel Comics) #11 (Summer 1977).
32 Science Fantasy in Television, Cinema and Graphics in-house advertisement for Starburst.

This may be one of the most unappealing covers to appear on a Marvel title, with the crew of Seeker 3000 rendered as plant people, or really bad Green Lantern cosplayers. The interior is, mercifully, black and white, so further artistic desecration is limited to the truncation of the strips rather than rendering them entirely unappealing through ham-fisted colouring.

The Concise History of the Galaxy isn't quite as funny (yet) as other Quinn and Howett strips, though I'm holding out hope that it improves. As it is the sole beacon of originality within the pages of Future Tense, and with the remainder of the contents struggling for definition and differentiation in the issue, it is a strip which really should be more energetic.
The Microship Endeavour has escaped from the Microverse and has landed on an unknown planet! They see amongst the giant vegetation, a house which they recognise to be in the style of a dwelling from planet Earth... But it is much too small! Two of the Micronauts - Space Glider and Marionette - approach the curious structure from the air...
If, like most intelligent readers, you will have guessed that Marionette and Arcturus are looking at a doll's house, then you are smarter than any of the characters in this story. The sole concession to some semblance of originality are models capable of movement, though as the notion of living toys dates back to the myth and legend we shouldn't rush to congratulate the script - the creepy girl, whose powers animated the toys, is not necessarily a villain in events, but merely a child wishing to play.

To have such an unusual cast of characters, with the unique selling point of being the same size as their action figures (on sale in all good toy shops, circa 1980), but delivering such a predictable tale with them, makes this is massive disappointment. The wasteful tale is mercifully wrapped up quickly, and followed by a single-page introduction to the characters. It is a feature which really ought to have appeared before the strip in the first issue, and is utterly useless here.

Warlock really is an abysmal story with which to tease in an SF audience, with its recap highlighting everything which is wrong with the strip:
The High Evolutionary has in the past created a race of animal-men who revolted, and nearly destroyed him! He now lives in a hollow asteroid spaceship with his companion animal-man Sir Raam! Raam has summoned his master to examine a strange cocoon found floating in space...
Why is the High Evolutionary in space? More pertinently, how did he get there?

Actually, I don't care. The awful writing and mediocre art can hardly encourage empathy with any of the characters.

Seeker 3000 continues to plunder Star Trek for everything not nailed down, is one of the most shameless comic strips in Marvel's retinue. The idea of telepaths being marked so that they are easily identified is a brief moment of sense in what is largely a forgettable story.

Paladin boasts some impressive cityscapes, though is mostly a rehash of better material, while Star-Lord stands as the sole strip which does something interesting with its main character - until, that is, it turns into a superhero strip more suited to The Mighty World of Marvel than an SF title. The plot nudges the story into becomming one of the most disappointing strips of the issue, and, given the undistinguished strips which it shares space with, must be seen as quite the accomplishment.

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Future Tense

#03

Saturday, December 22, 2018

Aliens Vol.1 #8

Sep 1991. Cover price £1.50.
52 pages. Colour & B&W.
Trident Comics, Ltd.

Edited by Martin Skidmore.

Cover by Denis Beauvaus.
r: UNKNOWN.

Free poster; illustrated by Dave Dorman (signed).
r: Aliens Vs Predator (Dark Horse)

Contents:

 2 Contents / Title Credits / Indicia

 3 Credits / Story So Far text introduction (uncredited).
 4 Aliens Earth War, part two, w: Mark Verheiden; a: Sam Keith, lettering by Pat Brosseau, colouring by Monika Livingstone.
r: Aliens: Earth War (Dark Horse) #01 (Jun 1990).
15 Humanity's Last Hope Has Returned in 1991 in a Last Ditch Attempt to Save Their Future in-house advertisement for The Terminator Vol.1 #02; illustrated by Chris Warner.
16 Credits / Story So Far text introduction (uncredited).
17 Predator Big Game, part one, w: John Arcudi; p: Evan Dorkin, i: Armando Gil, lettering by Kurt Hathaway, colouring by Julia Lacquement.
r: Predator: Big Game (Dark Horse) #01 (Mar 1991).
32 Aliens in-house advertisement for graphic novels and t-shirts.
33 Credits / Story So Far text introduction (uncredited).
34 Aliens Vs Predator Untitled, part eight, w: Randy Stradley; p: Phil Norwood, i: Karl Story, lettering by Pat Brosseau, colouring by Monika Livingston.
r: Aliens Vs Predator (Dark Horse) #01 (Jun 1990).
49 Model Kits in-house advertisement.
50 Next Issue! (half page) / Subscriptions (half page)
51 Terminator T-Shirt Offer in-house advertisement.
52 Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis in-house advertisement.

While the grey semi-border makes the cover appear slightly drab, and the title of the comic difficult to easily discern at first glance, the image of the Predator is superb. It is an extremely powerful and immediate image, an effortlessly encourages speculation on the contents. The boast of a poster is, for some reason, in a rather stark white jagged balloon rather than being coloured, lessening the overall effect of its news, and the positioning is awkward in the extreme. Poor layout consideration also applies to the Predator side-box, which uses poorly-cropped art featuring lettering.

I don't expect perfection, merely adequate presentation. The amount of times I have had to stop and look closer at something in a Trident title to see what is going on is unbelievable. Time after time the look is spoiled by some minor, easily-fixable element, and the end product suffers from appearing so (dare I say it) amateurish. To have made this cover far more impressive would have taken ten minutes of light editing.

Earth War continues in stylish fashion, and footage from Earth serves to remind Newt of her childhood is a slightly heavy-handed manner, though is none the poorer for the echo. Keith's artwork ranges from extremely stylised to very real in rapid pace, and although there is definitely a 'look' to the series, I wish he had been more experimental with the layout, pushing the nightmarish elements to the forefront - this is, after all, the end of humanity we are witnessing, and yet there isn't an overriding sense of the futility of defence against the aliens.

A far better Terminator advert, sans low-resolution artwork, manages to make the series (finally) look appealing. Unfortunately it is another B&W ad, which calls into question just what was going on at Trident. Were the colour plates not available, or was this merely a theme the publisher was extending through all their promotions?
Most of Cibola County in New Mexico still looks like a Frederic Remington landscape.

The terrain is wide open and rugged, with very few people around to spoil the view.

Occasionally, however, there are things that disrupt the serene community.

Grants Airport is not too far north from here, so overhead traffic is not uncommon.

Frightened though they are, the locals venture out into the open after only a few minutes -

- and within the hour, things are have returned to normal.

That is, as normal as things will ever be again.
Predator: Big Game can be looked at as a compendium of settings dragged from blockbuster movies: the army base, the small-town diner, vast empty landscapes, all threatened by the arrival of The Outsider. In stories The Outsider is a position taken by invading armies, various kinds of aliens, technological monstrosities, relentless serial killers, or any other force which upsets the regular existence of a populace. Having already established the modus operandi of the Predator, no long introduction is required to explain back-story, getting straight to the drive of the story.

If you think disassembling the story in this manner is a simplification of what is presented, don't worry - this is, against a background of similarly-themed stories, a perfect little machine which ticks along with elegance. It is the Bugatti of story engines, which is why Arcudi's use of it here, with a wonderfully light touch, is so appreciated. While accusations of a generic feel might be warranted in places, he sets up events in such a precise manner that not even the most cynical of readers will fail to appreciate how much craft there is in the telling.

Turned down for a three-day pass, Enoch Nakai goes on anti-aircraft duty with his unit in the wilds of New Mexico.
The many smells of the prairie are like words to Enoch Nakai. Each smell has its own meaning.

As the fragrance of loam means fertile soil, and the scent of a hare means food -

An unfamiliar smell almost always means danger.
Stopping the tank upon which he is travelling, Enoch points to a tree which he claims is host to something unfamiliar. Investigating, his colleague is immediately killed by the hidden Predator, and only Enoch's fast reflexes save his skin. Running for assistance he encounters a passing jeep, which takes him to Sergeant Coates and Colonel Athelry, who are in command of transporting the alien ship away from its landing point, and he informs them of the occupant's actions.

Stock story elements are not a bad thing. Using familiar storytelling techniques draws the reader in to a tale of a rogue Predator hunting a military unit down one by one, and the art - using enough recognisable detail to sell the realism of the location - is able to convincingly locate the story in a time and place. I really do love this story, and, although there are pieces of its story which feel slightly out of position due to the truncated reprint format, it works magnificently.

Machiko flees as the Predator and aliens go after one another, and manages to get back to the secured area to warn the others.

#07

Aliens Vol.1

#09

Friday, December 21, 2018

Star Wars Comic Vol.1 #7

05 Sep 1999. Cover price £1.25.
28 pages. Full colour.
Titan Magazines.

Edited by John Freeman.

Painted cover by Hugh Fleming.
r: cover from Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (Dark Horse) #04 (May 1999).

Contents:

 2 The Final Battle! text introduction (uncredited). / Contents / Indicia
 3 Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace, part seven, w: Henry Gilroy, based on the story by George Lucas; p: Rodolfo Damaggio, i: Al Williamson, lettering by Steve Dutro, colouring by Dave Nestelle.
r: Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (Dark Horse) #04 (May 1999).
11 Forbidden Planet advertisement.
16 Use the Force advertisement for Lego Star Wars sets.
22 All-Out Star Wars Action! in-house advertisement for Star Wars Comic, Star Wars Magazine, and graphic novels.
24 Have Darth Maul on Yer Back competition.
25 Communications readers' mail; illustrations by Nicholas Jones and Richard Fallon.
26 Coming Next Issue
27 Subscribe & Save
28 Galaxion '99 convention advertisement.

I'm not saying that Freeman was recalling the good old days of Doctor Who, but this issue begins a sequence of random cover dates which zip back and forth with no consistency.

Having dragged on for six issues already, Star Wars Comic gets the rest of the saga out of the way in one chunk. The strangely muted battle, in which Darth Maul takes on Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan, lacks a certain something, and the coup de grâce is strangely absent - one might imagine, if the film was not referred to, that Qui-Gon merely fell over.

The destruction of the droid control ship is given a similarly too-brief moment, with two large explosions marring the surface, though there is no indication of the extent of the damage. A handful of panels charting the destruction over the following moments would have clarified that we are seeing its destruction rather than merely being severely damaged. It is a theme which has recurred throughout the series - stunningly beautiful artwork, marred by poor storytelling choices.

The final full-page image does the adaptation no favours, and as a conclusion there is a distinct lack of satisfaction to be had. Disappointingly, there is still no comedic flourish to offset the serious nature of the strips chosen. Levity, especially when dealing with such po-faced space opera, is required to keep from feeling drained at the relentless pomposity of it all. Star Wars is meant to be fun, and this exercise in repetition is hardly enjoyable.

#05

Star Wars Comic

#08

Thursday, December 20, 2018

Dracula #5

May 1993. £1.25.
40 pages. Full colour & B&W.
Dark Horse Comics International

Edited by Dick Hansom.

Cover by Mike Mignola.
r: cover from Bram Stoker's Dracula (Topps) #04 (Jan 1993).

Contents:

 2 Dracula Introduction text (uncredited) / Contents / Indicia
 3 Bram Stoker's Dracula, part five, w: Roy Thomas; p: Mike Mignola, i: John Nyberg, lettering by John Costanza, colouring by Mark Chiarello.
r: Bram Stoker's Dracula (Topps) #4 (Jan 1993).
20 Bloodlines text feature compiled by Dave Hughes.
22 Vampirella - What Has Gone Before text introduction; illustrated by Mike Kaluta.
23 Vampirella Who Serves the Cause of Chaos?, part two, w: Archie Goodwin; a: Tom Sutton.
r: Vampirella (Warren) #08 (Nov 1970).
30 Transmission Vamp text feature by Adrian Rigelsford.
32 Werewolf! w: Larry Ivie; a: Frank Frazetta, lettering by Ben Oda.
r: Creepy (Warren) #01 (1964).
38 Positive Blood Type reviews of vampire books by Seamus Ryan.
39 Subscribe - Comics for the '90s (half page) in-house advertisement. / Exclusive Fangtastic Offer (half page) advertisement for Studio Three Jewellery Design.
40 Timeless Terror From Dark Horse in-house advertisement
Note: There is more information about the Werewolf strip at DocDave's Frazetta blog.

Mignola's depiction of the beastial Dracula is grotesque and eye-catching, capturing the film's design ethos perfectly, and making the cover really stand out. The cover lines, when placed upon such a strong image, are rather inconsequential - not to mention being extremely difficult to read.
From Jonathan Harker's journal: 2 October

We left London by train and crossed the English channel that night in stormy seas, no doubt from the passage of the Count's ship. He commands the winds, but we still have the advantage. By train, we can reach the Romanian port at Varna in three days. By ship, it will take him at least a week. From Paris, we traveled through the Alps to Buda-Pest. The Count must sail around the Rock of Gibraltar, where we have posted a look-out, and then on to the Black Sea port at Varna where we will meet his ship and burn it into the sea.
Ending with a rather downbeat, and very dark, installment, the strip follows every other adaptation in condensing the journey to Dracula's castle into as brief a space as possible. It is annoying that the colouring is so suddenly dark as the small band rushes to stop Dracula, as it appears to already be night - "We've got to kill him before the sun sets!" seems, therefore, to be a misplaced line. Its closing pages hammer home the differences here than in other adaptations of the novel, with a tearful Mina delivering the killing blow to the vampire.
"We want no proofs. We ask none to believe us. God be thanked that all has not been in vain - the curse has passed away."
Bloodlines further elaborates on the cinematic success of the film, and offers up ten copies of Redemption's videocassette release of >The Vampire Bat in a competition. A less impressive product given coverage is Scarlett, an attempt by DC Comics to attract the horror crowd - Tom Joyner and Keith S. Wilson's opening issue might have had interesting moments, but quickly faltered, though the piece is strangely quiet on the comic's contents.

Vampirella arrives at a scene of worship, with the cult members in full chant. Attacked by the monster she had seen before, Vampirella defends herself - and makes her presence known, drawing the cult members down on her in force. Chained to an altar, it seems that she will be given as a sacrifice to Nuberus, though Tyler steps in to prevent her death. He admits that his real name is Ethan Shroud, warlock of Old Salem, and first leader of the Companions of Chaos, and professes his love for Vapirella, for which she rebuffs him. The real Tyler returns to life to drag Ethan into the limbo from which he has ventured, and the Crimson Chronicles, which the cult used in their ceremonies, burns...

Dragging out the Van Helsing subplot with a single page of plot development is a touch luxuriant, especially when the strips are being dragged out here, but with such accomplished artwork there is little to gripe about. I have a soft spot for the character, having read through stacks of the Warren originals (back when they could be picked up for 50p each), and it is a joy to see them get another chance to shine here.

The 1977 Louis Jourdan-starring Dracula gets coverage in Transmission Vamp, with some amusing observations from Adrian Rigelsford:
With the current tidal wave of interest in all things Dracula-related, it would seem an ideal time to dig up this Count, but, alas, this does not look like it will ever happen. Apart from the odd clip turning up now and again (and a recent screening at the National Film Theatre), the long-requested release of the production on the retail video market seems [as] unlikely as it has for the past ten years or so, with clearance and rights ownership causing endless problems.
It would turn up on the fifth of April, 1993 on BBC Two, while this issue was still on the shelves. As amusing as it would be to imagine the BBC broadcasting the show deliberately, it is an odd coincidence.

Positive Blood Type (the puns, they keep coming) tackles Anne Billson's Suckers, Poppy Z. Brite's Lost Souls, and The Ultimate Dracula anthology from Dell, with remarkable restraint. Laying off the awful vampire puns altogether would have endeared me more, as it reeks of trashy US horror magazines of the seventies, not one of which retains anything remotely close to charm. Of the books listed, The Ultimate Dracula, with a P.J. Farmer story, sounds the most interesting.

#04

Dracula

#06

Dracula #4

23 Mar 1993 - 14 Apr 1993. £1.25.
36 pages. Full colour & B&W contents.
Dark Horse Comics International.

Edited by Dick Hansom.

Cover by Mike Mignola.
r: Bram Stoker's Dracula (Topps) #?

Contents:

 2 Dracula Introduction text by Dick Hansom (? uncredited) / Contents / Indicia
 3 Bram Stoker's Dracula, part four, w: Roy Thomas; p: Mike Mignola, i: John Nyberg, lettering by John Costanza, colouring by Mark Chiarello.
r: Bram Stoker's Dracula (Topps) #04 (Jan 1993).
17 Bloodlines text feature compiled by Dave Hughes; photographs by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
19 Vampirella Who Serves the Cause of Chaos? w: Archie Goodwin; a: Tom Sutton.
r: Vampirella (Warren) #08 (Nov 1970).
33 Inside Coppola's Dracula Untitled, part four, text feature by Gary Gerani & Dave Hughes; photographs by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
34 Salem's Slot review of Salem's Lot (1978) by Seamus Ryan; illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
35 Subscribe - Comics for the '90s
36 The Galaxy's Greatest Heroes Return in... Classic Star Wars in-house advertisement

The hunt for Dracula begins, and, while Mina sees Renfield, the boxes of Dracula's home soil are purified so that they cannot be used by him. After venting his anger on Renfield for betraying him, Dracula visits Mina - who he convinces to drink of his blood. Knowing that the link between Mina and Dracula can be used to his advantage, Helsing hypnotises Mina.

Some of the colouring decisions make the art too dark in places, with reproduction struggling to cope with the almost-hidden figures on the first page, for example, though for the most part this is an artistic choice which sells the stylized mood. The page which doesn't quite work is when Mina is hypnotised, as the various blues blend into one another. For an adaptation which has, overall, been so strong, this isn't really a problem.

Bloodlines sets its sights on Academy Award nominations for the film, announcing that Bram Stoker's Dracula snagged a nomination in every category of the second Chainsaw Awards, run by Fangoria. The feature's brief, yet tantalising, coverage of Anne Rice's UK promotional tour doesn't state whether the interviews which weren't cancelled were for print or television - small details.
Night blankets a remote area of the rocky mountains, and, softly, silently snow has begun to fall. A cutting wind sends the flakes of white dancing and driving across the rugged landscape to pelt and sting a figure strangely out of place in these surroundings, a girl of unearthly beauty wandering through a winter night. A girl lost in a world not her own...
Vampirella suits the black and white presentation, though it has to be asked - was the finances stretched so tight that some colour could not have been added? After finding herself stranded on a mountain after a plane crash, Vampirella is rescued by Tyler Westron, who takes her to the safety of his retreat for the nervous rich. Vampirella discovers that Tyler is well aware of her alien origins, as she has talked while under sedation, and worse - he has had to amputate her wings. Telling her that he only wishes to aid her, Tyler convinces Vampirella to be patient.
And far from the isolated winter lodge, other events are forming that will in time touch the girl of Drakulon, for as the half-light of dusk settles gloomily over a graveyard in rural Michigan...
Conrad Van Helsing exhumes Kurt's corpse, and, seeing that it is drained of blood, puts a stake through the heart of his dead brother.

Vampirella may not be the most original series ever written, but the effect of so many influences upon this plot assists in creating a larger canvas upon which to paint her adventures. A cult which worships ancient gods, the isolated "hospital" where events play out, a staking in a modern cemetery, a strange monster kept caged in the basement - all of the elements are familiar, yet when woven together in this manner build into something greater than the pieces themselves.

It isn't perfect, however. There are panels which don't work, especially those in which close-ups of major characters don't look like those characters, and the ending trails off, when it should end on a more dramatic note.

No matter the film, reading of the rush to get a completed product in the can in time for its release date, and as Inside Coppola's Dracula makes clear, Bram Stoker's Dracula. had quite a few challenges to overcome. Most interesting of the comments, is mention of the deleted scenes:
Certain elements were lessened or dropped, others amplified. Early test screenings suggested that a little blood goes a long way. Some very sexy scenes were deleted altogether.
So... More deleted scenes than there was on the two-disc DVD release?

As a lifelong Stephen King fan, Salem's Lot always felt like a poor adaptation, whether in its film edit or as a mini-series. Seamus Ryan provides a brief recap of its development, first as a film, then as the eventual mini-series it became, and its sequel. There isn't enough to convince me to give it another chance, and I'm not sure why it is included. Had there been more a involved history of the book and its adaptation it might have been a really useful primer, though without a wealth of detail it merely points to the video's existence.

Stealth marketing at work.

03

Dracula

#05

Aliens Vol.1 #6

Jul 1991. Cover price £1.50.
52 pages. Colour & B&W.
Trident Comics, Ltd.

Edited by Martin Skidmore.

Cover by Denis Beauvaus.
r:

Contents:

 2 Contents / Title Credits / Indicia
 3 Credits / Story So Far text introduction (uncredited).
 4 Aliens Untitled, part six, w: Mark Verheiden; a: Denis Beauvaus, lettering by Bob Pinaha.
r: Aliens (Dark Horse) #02 (Dec 1989).
12 Credits / Story So Far text introduction (uncredited).
13 Predator The Heat, part six, w: Mark Verheiden; a: Chris Warner, lettering by Jim Massara, colouring by Chris Chalenor.
r: Predator #02 (Jun 1989).
29 Credits / Story So Far text introduction (uncredited).
30 Aliens Vs Predator Untitled, part six, w: Randy Stradley; p: Phil Norwood, i: Karl Story, lettering by Pat Brosseau.
r: Aliens Vs Predator (Dark Horse) #01 (Jun 1990).
47 Letters Page readers' mail.
49 Aliens - the Graphic Novel, the Portfolio, the t-shirts, the Hardback in-house advertisement.
50 The Terminator in-house advertisement for #01.
51 Subscriptions (half page) / The Sheffield Space Centre (quarter page) advertisement. / Fantasy World (quarter page) advertisement for June opening of Another World.
52 Toxic! in-house advertisement for #15.

One of the best covers so far, with its light blue and black trade dress playing well against Beauvaus' image. The jagged balloon containing the announcement that the aliens have reached Earth is, however, an eyesore - Trident, despite being good at picking out suitable material for reprinting, and with extremely talented creators providing new strips, always seemed to be less adventurous when it came to lettering. In appearance it is the kind of thing I expect to see printed on own-brand boxes of fish fingers rather than a comic cover.
The - the alien is the only one I can trust. Their loyalty transcends human treachery.

Together, we will form a new world. I will lead man and alien alike toward a new glory, a new beginning -

- A better tomorrow!
Spears quickly learns just how intelligent - and duplicitous - the aliens can be, and pays for his arrogance with his life. Meanwhile, at Gateway Station, the ship carrying Newt and Hicks docks, and they discover what has become of the handful of survivors aboard. A report from planetside has news of a nest which the aliens have built, spralwing across the city, and down into the underground. All seems lost for those remaining on the surface, but an old friend is at hand to take the battle to the aliens.

With her final-page appearance, Ripley is, once more, an essential part of the Alien saga. Although her appearance brings a smile - in the same manner as seeing Arnold reprise his Terminator role in Terminator Genisys - though, like Terminator, Aliens needs to find a voice, and characters, away from what is familiar. As interesting as her position in the films has been, there really should be more to the universe than her adventures.

Rasche reunites with Schaefer atop the Pan Am building, and, once Philips' men are put in their place, head to a U-Rent space on the Lower East Side. Filled with enough police impound to take on every cracked-out psycho in Manhattan, Schaefer watches Kartoon Kastle to prepare himself for the coming battle. Realising that the odds are too great, Schaefer sets out to recruit some back-up. The Predators are tracking his movements, and it takes the death of another Predator to convince Carr that< Schaefer is on the level.

Once the recruited army of criminals is properly armed, Rasche points out that they can hardly be expected to fight when the Predators are still in their ships. Forcing them to descend from their ships by the destruction of one of the vessels, Schaefer finds himself stuck between a police force wanting his hide and aliens wanting his head.

The ships aren't greatly impressive, which is highlighted in the panels which present them in close-ups. They remind me of the ugly spaceships which proliferated throughout DC's titles in the 80s, with the same simplistic design sensibilities. It is nice to see unconventional forces stepping up to take part in the forthcoming battle, and reactions to Schaefer's proclamation about alien forces invading is exactly what one would expect.

Searching for the doc, an unconscious Predator, along with the destroyed ship, is discovered in Iwa Gorge. It is brought to the Med Centre, where investigations into its physiology are begun. With all of the excitement it takes a while before anyone notices that the Lector still hasn't taken off.
A chance encounter with intelligent XTs was considered so remote that the company's off-planet manual contained only one line on the subject:

"Avoid direct contact until specially trained personnel arrive on the scene."

We were about to write a whole new chapter.
Aliens Vs Predator is still a fascinating story, though its inspirations are beginning to be noticeable. There's a definite manga sensibility to some of the images, which is both amusing ans appropriate.

Aliens Vol.1
#07

Star Wars Comic Vol.1 #6

12 Sep 1999. Cover price £1.25.
28 pages. Full colour.
Titan Magazines.

Edited by John Freeman.

Painted cover by Hugh Fleming.
r: cover from Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (Dark Horse) #04 (May 1999).

Contents:

 2 A Desperate Alliance text introduction (uncredited). / Contents / Indicia
 3 Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace, part six, w: Henry Gilroy, based on the story by George Lucas; p: Rodolfo Damaggio, i: Al Williamson, lettering by Steve Dutro, colouring by Dave Nestelle.
r: Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (Dark Horse) #?? (1999).
13 Forbidden Planet advertisement.
18 20 Phantom Menace Graphic Novels Must be Won competition.
19 Subscribe & Save
20 Star Wars: Episode I - Qui-Gon Jinn, part two, w: Ryder Windham; p: Robert Teranishi, i: Chris Chuckry, lettering by Vickie Williams, colouring by Chris Chuckry.
r: Star Wars: Episode I - Qui-Gon Jinn (Dark Horse) nn (May 1999).
26 Coming Next Issue
27 See and Read the Film advertisement for graphic novel.
28 Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Let the Slaying Begin... in-house advertisement.

Another great cover, and one of the finest images of the often cartoonishly evil Darth Maul.

This installment of The Phantom Menace begins with so much abysmal dialogue that it seems to deliberately highlight Lucas' deficiencies as a writer. None of Qui-Gon or Obi-Wan's speech feels in the slightest realistic, and it is a problem which can't be overlooked when reading - there is no repartee here, being a series of apparently random sentences shoved into the Jedi mouths:
"I feel the presence of the Sith."
"I'm sorry I've been so rebellious."
"You will become a great Jedi."
"Do you think the Queen will be successful?"
This isn't, despite appearances, a handful of choice quotes, but rather a conversation. Who talks like this? That the artwork is so good makes the lapse in scripting especially noticeable. A brilliant image of the army walking through Naboo's mists is as good as Goseki Kojima or Hugo Pratt, although in other places there appears to be difficulties with perspective, rendering Darth Maul as somewhat short in stature.

Qui-Gon's own story is a tad more refined, with beautiful artwork and superb characterisation throughout. I'm never going to get used to the naked C-3PO though.

#05

Star Wars Comic

#07

Wednesday, December 19, 2018

Tales of Wells Fargo Annual [1961]

[1960] Annual. Original price 7/6.
96 pages. Full colour contents.
World Distributors (Manchester) Limited.

Based on the US television series starring Dale Robertson.

Cover painting by Walt Howarth (uncredited).

Contents:

 2 UNTITLED endpaper; illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
 4 Indicia
 5 Temple Houston Annual title page; illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
 6 Contents illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
 7 Gunfight at Powder Creek text story by Douglas Enefer; illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
19 The Trail of "Burro Sam" w: Gaylord Du Bois (uncredited); a: Alberto Giolitti (uncredited).
r: Four Color (Dell) #1113 [Tales of Wells Fargo] (Jul 1960 - Sep 1960).
35 The Lucky Streak text story by Douglas Enefer; illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
45 Wells Fargo Facts 1852 - 1918 feature by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
46 Overland Mail board game; illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
48 Storm Rider w: UNKNOWN (uncredited); a: Dan Spiegle (uncredited).
r: Four Color (Dell) #829 [Tales of the Pony Express] (Aug 1957).
58 The Pony Express feature by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
59 The Texas Terror text story by Douglas Enefer; illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
69 Avalanche Pass w: Gaylord Du Bois (uncredited); a: Alberto Giolitti (uncredited).
r: Four Color (Dell) #1113 [Tales of Wells Fargo] (Jul 1960 - Sep 1960).
85 Johnny Jump-Up text story by Douglas Enefer; illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
93 Rogues Round-Up feature by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
94 UNTITLED endpaper; illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).

Continuing the thematic cover design, Tales of Wells Fargo Annual has adopted a far more fitting lettering, though loses some degree of style in the process, the letters being far too fussy. As always Howarth provides a wonderful cover, though with Hardie far more pensive and thoughtful, giving a sombre air to proceedings. Had the endpaper followed, with a suitably melancholy spread, there might have been continuity of tone throughout, but its yellow and pink colouring is uneasily at odd with its scene of a stagecoach in imminent danger of attack. Quite what we are to make of this disconnect is hard to tell.

Beautifully presented reprints of the US strip, along with Tales of the Pony Express thrown in for good measure, add up to real value for readers.

[1960]

Tales of Wells
Fargo Annual

[1962]

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea Annual [1967]

[1966] Annual. Original price 10/6.
96 pages. Full colour contents.
World Distributors (Manchester) Limited.

Based on the US television series starring Richard Basehart and David Hedison.

Cover photographs by UNKNOWN (uncredited).

Contents:

 2 UNTITLED endpaper; illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
 4 Indicia
 5 Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea Annual title page; illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
 6 Contents illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
 7 The Kingdom of Davy Jones text story by UNKNOWN (uncredited); illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
23 The Statue Makers text story by UNKNOWN (uncredited); illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
31 Robinson Crusoe of the Depths w: UNKNOWN (uncredited)); a: Alberto Giolitti (uncredited).
r: Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea (Gold Key) #04 (May 1966).
60 The One That Got Away text story by UNKNOWN (uncredited); illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
71 Vanderdecken Sails Again text story by UNKNOWN (uncredited); illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
81 Trapped in Lost Atlantis text story by UNKNOWN (uncredited); illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
94 UNTITLED endpaper; illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).

This is painful. With such a rich variety of unexplored locations to set stories in, and so much of the planet covered in water, it is expected that the author of these stories might have decided to have some fun, taking the vessel to uncharted depths, creating unique and interesting problems for the characters to think their way out of, but that isn't the case. Tired, worn out references are the first indication that the stories are aiming squarely for pulpy, rehashed dreck. Davy Jones? Robinson Crusoe? Atlantis? Check, check, and check.

Narratives set underwater are open to a multitude of possibilities, and yet there are no risks taken - even ardent fans of the (mediocre) television series, approaching the title with expectations of the same quality of storytelling, are likely to be underwhelmed with the contents on offer.

If the author couldn't be bothered with a simple non-fiction feature, what was the point of snagging the license?

There are hundreds of mythical sea creatures which should have been considered, some truly terrifying in concept, but the sea-life on display is hokey, unimaginative, and entirely ridiculous. A giant green beach-ball with spindly tentacles? That's as terrifying as an average episode of Rainbow. World had, elsewhere, provided some great reference on prehistoric sea-life, and I wouldn't have complained one iota had that merely been reprinted here, though even reused elements are missing.

Facts about the sea in which the story takes place is, likewise, entirely absent, even though including such detail would have raised the sense of danger in which the characters are journeying in. Had the readers been informed of decompression sickness, the temperature of the sea, or even how dark things get, a mere few metres beneath the waves, then the sense of the vessel, and its occupants, being in considerable danger every step of the way might have been presented. As it is, the adventures might as well have taken place in a yellow submarine.

I expect at the very least a feature on Athenian ships, with Thucydides mentioned one (at the bare minimum), a feature on the different kinds of ships used throughout history, different names for familiar items (Kellick being an anchor, for example), and a quick recap of great literature set on the seas. Moby Dick, the most non-fictiony fiction ever fictioned, would have slotted in perfectly had the notion to include something of merit been considered for even a minute. There isn't even a playfulness in naming ships, such as including a vessel called Acushnet. I want to hurl this annual across the room with force, so limited is its imagination.

A terrible waste, which manages, miraculously, to make the television series appear to be high quality, entertaining, lavish, and intelligent in comparison.

Praise Tangaroa that there are only two of these annuals...
Here is the rock that strands me now;
With one side or the other it must come to war.
That's as sure as a ship's hull pegged tight.
Nowhere do I see safe, untroubled harborage.
                                  Aeschylus.

"The sea can wash away all human ills."
                                  Euripides.

Voyage to the Bottom
of the Sea Annual

[1968]

Tuesday, December 18, 2018

Space Family Robinson Annual [1967]

[1966] Annual. Original price 10/6.
96 pages. Full colour contents.
World Distributors (Manchester) Ltd.

Lost in Space!

Painted cover by UNKNOWN (uncredited).

Contents:

 2 UNTITLED endpaper by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
 4 Indicia
 5 Space Family Robinson Annual - Lost in Space! title page; illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
 6 Contents illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
 7 Operation Rescue text story by by UNKNOWN (uncredited); illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
19 Prehistoric Planet text story by UNKNOWN (uncredited); illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
32 The Pit of Doom w: Gaylord Du Bois; Dan Spiegle.
r: Space Family Robinson (Gold Key) #13 (Jul 1965).
55 Space Station '75 text feature by UNKNOWN (uncredited); illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
r: Space Family Robinson (Gold Key) #13 (Jul 1965).
56 Star-Trapped text story by UNKNOWN (uncredited); illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
70 The Mist of Delusion text story by UNKNOWN (uncredited); illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
94 UNTITLED endpaper by UNKNOWN (uncredited).

Helpfully subtitled "Lost in Space!" in case prospective purchasers didn't realise the connection, its beautiful painted cover doesn't hold back in depicting threats to the titular family. I'm not entirely convinced that the rather brutal, and stark, lettering accurately captures the feel of the Gold Key comics though. The wider format used here is a real boon, allowing room for the art to breathe, and makes the title feel substantial.

The family, for those wondering, are scientists Craig and June, their son Tim, and daughter Tam, who - along with Clancy (a dog), and Yakker (a parrot) - live on Space Station One. This home-away-from-home is a remarkably versatile location, with two small ships available for transporting characters to and fro. Readers might have been familiar with the characters from the strip running in Lady Penelope, but no demands are made on readers to recall events previously seen.

Lively enough adventures, though the illustrations are slightly flat and unconvincing.

Space Family
Robinson Annual

[1968]

Tales of Wells Fargo Annual [1960]

[1959] Annual. Original price 7/6.
96 pages. Full colour contents.
World Distributors (Manchester) Limited.

Based on the US television series starring Dale Robertson.

Cover painting by Walt Howarth (signed).

Contents:

 2 UNTITLED endpaper; illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
 4 Indicia
 5 Temple Houston Annual title page; illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
 6 Contents illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
 7 Pay-Off in Ghost Town text story by Douglas Enefer; illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
21 The Man They Couldn't Drown w: Gaylord Du Bois (uncredited); a: Alerto Giolitti (uncredited).
r: Four Color (Dell) #1023 [Tales of Wells Fargo] (Aug 1959 - Oct 1959).
37 The Kentucky Kid text story by Douglas Enefer; illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
47 The Last Stage from Gunsight text story by Douglas Enefer; illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
53 Faro Billy's Surprise Packet text story by Douglas Enefer; illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
61 The Skeleton Cave w: Gaylord Du Bois (uncredited); a: Alerto Giolitti (uncredited).
r: Four Color (Dell) #1023 [Tales of Wells Fargo] (Aug 1959 - Oct 1959).
77 Black Gold text story by Douglas Enefer; illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
87 Sundown text story by Douglas Enefer; illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
94 UNTITLED endpaper; illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).

There are few cover artists able to so perfectly capture an actor's personality, and Howarth's depiction of Dale Robertson is among the best images of its kind. A stark and dramatic cover, perhaps, but with such a powerful image tying the design together it doesn't call out for further elaboration - a detailed background would have diminished the sense of immediacy we get, and (gun in hand) the character of Jim Hardie welcomes us in to the world of the series with a facial expression which cries out for explanation. What, we have to ask, is he looking at?

Tales of Wells
Fargo Annual

[1961]

Land of the Giants Annual [1970]

[1969] Annual. Original price 12/6.
96 pages. Full colour contents.
World Distributors (Manchester) Limited.

Based on the US television series starring Gary Conway.

Cover photos (uncredited).
r: partial cover from Land of the Giants (Gold Key) #01 (Nov 1968).

Contents:

 2 UNTITLED illustration by UNKNOWN (uncredited). / Indicia
 3 Land of the Giants Annual title page. / Contents
 4 Crash into the Unknown text story by UNKNOWN (uncredited); illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
10 The Name's the Same quiz; illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
11 The Happy Return text story by UNKNOWN (uncredited); illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
17 Giants of Earth text feature by UNKNOWN (uncredited); illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
19 Other Days: Other Giants text feature by UNKNOWN (uncredited); illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
23 The Bigger They Are text feature by UNKNOWN (uncredited); illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
25 The Toy Trap text story by UNKNOWN (uncredited); illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
32 Star Facts text feature by UNKNOWN (uncredited); illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
33 The Mini-Criminals, part one, The Power Seekers w: Dick Wood (uncredited); p: Ted Galindo (uncredited), i: Tom Gill (uncredited).
r: Land of the Giants (Gold Key) #01 (Nov 1968).
47 Barry and the Bank Robbers text story by UNKNOWN (uncredited); illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
53 The Mini-Criminals, part two, The Torch is Lit w: Dick Wood (uncredited); p: Ted Galindo (uncredited), i: Tom Gill (uncredited).
r: Land of the Giants (Gold Key) #01 (Nov 1968).
65 All About Giants quiz; illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
66 The Lost One text story by UNKNOWN (uncredited); illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
72 Man Made Monsters text feature by UNKNOWN (uncredited); illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
73 The Bargain text story by UNKNOWN (uncredited); illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
80 Points of View text feature by UNKNOWN (uncredited); illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
81 Nightmare in Giantland text story by UNKNOWN (uncredited); illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
86 Terror in the Woods! board game; illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
88 The Mini-Spies text story by UNKNOWN (uncredited); illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
94 The Giant One text feature by UNKNOWN (uncredited); illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).
Young Barry Lockridge was the first to come to his senses after that tearing shock on the edge of space, when the sun seemed to increase its size twelve times, then fade into blackness, which slid into the greyness of oblivion. Chipper, his dog, was by his side when he recovered, and the dog was whining frantically. Barry stared round the large cabin.
   Sub-orbital spaceliner Flight 703, from Los Angeles to London, would have brought tears to the eyes of her designers. In a word, she was a mess! Many of the fabulous instruments were smashed; the walnut trim of the room was ripped apart in places, and the unconscious figures of crew and passengers were sprawled in every direction. Barry scrambled to his feet in sudden panic.
Retelling the series' pilot episode in speedy fashion, Crash into the Unknown gets across the central premise without attempting to rationalise events, and it is all the better for its haste - with the television series explaining events remarkably well, there is little reason for the recap other than giving readers a reminder of what has gone before. The set-up really could have been handled with a page-long summary, but this feels as if some energy has gone into fleshing out the moments after crash.

With the Spindrift at the bottom of an ornamental pool, Steve is concerned about the cabin pressure and air purifiers, taking the ship up and out of the water and up into the night. The hopes of some that this might get them back on course is quickly refuted:
"I'm afraid we are a long, long way from London, Mark," said Steve, in a level voice. "We are not even in the same dimension! This world of the giants is in an entirely different universe from ours. We have about one chance in ten thousand million of getting back home!"
Landing the craft on a flat roof so that the crew and passengers can get outside without having to dodge over-sized wildlife, to boost morale, and while considering their options Steve decides to return to the broken window in the laboratory to get back to Earth. When the ship returns, however, the way into the room is blocked...

Giants of Earth covers terrestrial monsters such as the Seward Glacier in Alaska, the Giant's Causeway in Ireland, Yellowstone Park, the Sahara, and Ayers Rock in Australia. While the geography lesson is handled intelligently, the sense of scale isn't as clear as it could have been - we are told that these are large, yet the immensity isn't articulated in a manner which is easy to grasp. Large numbers are thrown around - the Amazon is 3,900 miles long - but without a human-scale to compare such vast distances it loses some of the potential impact.

Accompanying this is Other Days: Other Giants, which concerns itself with dinosaurs. In specific, the Brachiosaurus, Allosaurus, Tyrannosaurus Rex, Triceratops, Titanotherium, Plesiosaurs, Ichthyosaurs, and the Mammoth. One can only wonder what the author would have made of the Alamosaurus or Argentinosaurus. Sizes are given in feet, rather than being described as X number of London buses long, which is (as any child knows) the proper way such measurements are meant to be given. When dates are presented ("one hundred million years ago") the sheer scale of the timeline is ignored.

Having some indication of humanity's existence in comparison makes timescales more impressive. Instead of presenting yet more impressive facts (going bigger, as it were), the next feature, The Bigger They Are, falls back on "David and Goliath" battles. Ho, and indeed, hum.

The Toy Trap uses toys as comparison to the stranded humans, in a plot which must have taken all of ten minutes to think up, and which doesn't fulfill anything near its potential. While using toys as a means of making the size difference concrete in readers minds, the lack of originality, combined with a sense of the story being provided merely to fill pages, makes it a difficult story to like.

Star Facts, albeit a single page, finally gets to real immensity. Although the handful of facts presented are interesting, the piecemeal manner in which the page is presented detracts from what ought to have been the real treat. There is, despite all this, a small concession to the younger readers.
Imagine an Earth forty feet in diameter. The moon would be ten feet across and a quarter of a mile away. The farthest planet, Pluto, would be only twenty feet across but would be 3,600 miles from Earth.
Oh, for the days when Pluto was still a planet...

The comic strip, reprinted from the US series, is a strangely muted affair, with artwork which doesn't capture enough drama within its images. Too bright, and with stiff poses, it is a real disappointment.

Barry goes investigating in Barry and the Bank Robbers, discovering a hatch which leads to the interior of a building. Far too relaxed in its telling, there isn't any sense that imminent death awaits the curious child, and without this tension hanging in the air there isn't much that the author can do to engage interest beyond describing the scale of the environment.

We get it. Everything is twelve times the size.

I'm impressed with the All About Giants quiz, which treats readers more intelligently than the prose thus far:
1. Who was the owner of Doubting Castle in John Bunyan's book Pilgrim's Progress?
9. Can you name the demon giant of Hindu mythology reputed to have ten faces?
Escaping from a cat, Valerie and Betty encounter Tuftian Spicer, an Earthman who is the only survivor of a team of space explorers who set out from Earth in 1954. He has been living in a rabbit hole all this time, and might know where there exists a power source capable of getting them off-planet and back to Earth, though he is hesitant to reveal the location as he might be left behind.

I know this is based on an Irwin Allen show, but there really should have been someone involved in the annual with a smidgen of knowledge about history.

Man Made Monsters, as with the other features, picks out a handful of large constructions, though the choice of items is, to say the least, eccentric.

Perhaps sensing that comparisons to Gulliver's Travels might be raised by readers regardless, Points of View tackles the novel head-on. Unfortunately the text is more interested with Land of the Giants, and most of the piece isn't actually about the novel at all. It begs the question of how this annual can simultaneously be so intelligent and so idiotic at the same time - had a little more care been taken in picking out important facts about the book, World might have pushed readers into hunting down a copy.

And there is no mention, while on the subject of literature, of Mary Norton's The Borrowers series.

Terror in the Woods is one of the poorest board games in any World annual, with wonky lettering, lurid colouring, and an unnecessarily complex layout. Some of the imagery is, as expected, rather good, though the presentation falls down when examined closely. It is a shame that something as simple as a game feature can't be delivered properly.

Closing with a feature on the blue whale, this annual presents a lingering feeling that there really wasn't a great deal of heart put into this. There are good aspects here, but so buried under the presentation that one has to work somewhat to find enjoyable material. Missing entirely are features on the cast of the series, despite cover photographs displaying the actors. While the annual is sloppy, it is also very, very close to being a great tie-in, with most of the elements in place for a top notch read. How they were fitted in remains the problem.

Disappointing.

Land of the
Giants Annual

[1971]