Wildcat #10

25 Feb 1989 - 10 Mar 1989; Cover price 40p.
32 pages. Colour & B&W.
Fleetway Publications.

Edited by Barrie Tomlinson.

Cover by Ian Kennedy (signed).

Contents:

 2 Turbo Jones UNTITLED [Back in Orbit] w: UNKNOWN (uncredited); a: UNKNOWN (uncredited).

 7 In Space, Some Things Are More Important Than Others... subscription coupon.

 8 Joe Alien UNTITLED [Guest of the Dargonlites] w: UNKNOWN (uncredited); a: Ron Smith (signed).

11 Kitten Magee UNTITLED [At the Hoboan City] w: UNKNOWN (uncredited); a: Jose Ortiz (uncredited).

16 Joe Alien UNTITLED (cont.)

18 Time-Warp Data Link feature page (uncredited). / Alien readers' art; The Mighty Mr. Kobra by Andrew Halpin, Cyber Wolf by David Alderslade, Toothy by James Heal, The Outer Galactic Piblo Player by Antony Jones, The Bloby Ball by Sam Howell.

20 Loner UNTITLED [The Mouth of Danger] w: UNKNOWN (uncredited); a: David Pugh (uncredited).

25 The Wildcat Complete Earth 2 w: UNKNOWN (uncredited); a: Joan Boix.

31 Meet Dobbin next issue information; illustrated by David Pugh (uncredited).

32 Weetabix Free Corgi Cars advertisement; a: UNKNOWN (uncredited).

Whatever the missteps in some of the series presented within, Wildcat maintained a high quality when it came to the visual component of the title. While a security droid is hardly the most threatening entity to grace a cover, the manner in which the robot is depicted makes the image stand out - presented in vivid reds, blues and yellows, this is the kind of thing which ought to get a poster treatment.

Wildcat Update: Turbo Jones has escaped from his Arglon guards... so the Arglons have given the order to destroy the Wildcat spacecraft, which is in orbit above their planet!

The Arglon craft takes off, and, unable to prevent the destruction of Wildcat, Turbo Jones flies with Robo on the pterodactyl. Rescuing Burroids from the ceremonial executions which had been prepared, and with this ad-hoc team is able to take command of an Arglon border post which has been in communication with the recently-launched attack craft. Launched in a second vessel, Turbo and Robo attempt to catch up to the first ship - it is only when they approach it that Robo realises that the crew is comprised entirely of robots, and they intend to ram Turbo's craft before launching a suicide run at Wildcat.

Finally outside of the planet's communications blanket, Turbo doesn't immediately contact Wildcat to inform them of an imminent threat. What a hero. The manner in which the Burroids are rescued is slightly too easy, giving Turbo a ready-made commando squad behind enemy lines, although the scene is handled well. This is a strip which has maintained a sense of urgency no matter the immediate situation, and manages to keep things from monotony through the kinds of madcap antics as seen in this installment.

The plot holes, when they appear, are gigantic, but I'm hoping that an explanation for this issue's omission is forthcoming.

Wildcat Update: Joe Alien's exploration team has discovered an area of the new planet where the vegetation is alive, intelligent and hostile! They fall into a hole made by a massive slug-like creature... and end up in a slime-filled pit.

Joe's brain-pack is immediately retrieved and restored to its rightful place on the back of Joe's head, and the giant slugs introduce themselves as Dargonlites, the enemy of all plant-life on the continent. Joe questions the Dargonlites about the substance which has covered the team, and is informed that it is harmless, provided to cushion the team's fall. Assured that they will be safe, the team are told they can move freely through the tunnels, though Joe begins acting as if his brain-pack has been removed.

After attacking the Dargonlites, Joe appears to have slime oozing from beneath his brain-pack, and while his men attempt to clean out the device in one of the pools of water, a stinger electrocutes the team.

This strip is beginning to frustrate me - nothing we have experienced thus far is of consequence, and it appears that this is, yet again, a random encounter with no lasting significance. It isn't a bad outing, despite not building upon the prior stories to really throw Joe into trouble.

Leading Kitten's team onwards to the city, Hobos eventually brings them to Hoboan. An immense settlement, of elaborate construction of glass and plastic, which is protected by steep cliffs on all sides - having arranged transport, Hobos' people arrive to take the women into the city. Greetings from the inhabitants make Kitten aware that they have been travelling with "Mighty Hobos, Magnificent Mornarch of the Hoboan People," who has ruled over the city for five centuries. It is not long before he shows his true colours.

It has been a long time coming, but the group have finally discovered the truth about Hobos - and are immediately thrown from one life-threatening situation to another. It would, for once, be nice to have characters use their words rather than their fists (or blasters) to solve problems, but the revelations present in this installment largely work well without extended dialogue. "Hobos the Murderous" certainly lives up to his name here.

That the city comes as a surprise to Kitten and her team bothers me. Having travelled down to the surface in the shuttle, the team should have had ample opportunity to chart out the land beneath them, noting the position of the landscape's features - which includes habitation. And as we haven't seen Hobos' species anywhere else on the planet's surface, this city must represent the extent of the colony's domain upon the surface of the New Planet.

Loner attracts more of the bugs, increasingly larger in size, and must run before he is swallowed whole by the largest of the bugs. Seeing another shape-changer, Loner decides to persuade it for assistance in returning to his former size, though is swept away by a surge of water which he was attempting to cross, and faces being swallowed alive by the local wildlife.

Beautiful to look at, but a disappointing story - this strip feels extremely slight, mostly thanks to the lack of dialogue. I'm beginning to miss the Fuzzballs.

Kelvin Kroosh, of Wildcat TV News, reports on a series of cases of space madness, a condition which can occur when crew-members dwell too long on the fact that their home-planet has been destroyed. Prof. Jed Gruber appears to have an answer to the problem, a holographic recreation he calls Earth 2. Two men break in, demanding to stay in Earth 2 forever...

A darkly amusing complete story, with a pay-off in the final panel which is as close to black comedy as the title ever ventured.

The ebb and flow of its constituent parts have resulted, in this issue, with a sense of the title treading water. Increasingly feeling as if problems are being created to keep things moving, rather than answering the question which has been driving the Wildcat since the beginning - is this a place where humanity can survive for an extended period of time?

I'm guessing that the answer is no.

#08

Wildcat

#10

Wildcat #8

28 Jan 1989 - 10 Feb 1989; Cover price 40p.
32 pages. Colour & B&W.
Fleetway Publications.

Edited by Barrie Tomlinson.

Cover by Ron Smith (signed).

Contents:

 2 Turbo Jones UNTITLED [Robo - Traitor!] w: UNKNOWN (uncredited); a: UNKNOWN (uncredited).

 7 Great Ark pin-up; illustrated by UNKNOWN (uncredited).

 8 Joe Alien UNTITLED [Caterpillar] w: UNKNOWN (uncredited); a: Ron Smith (signed).

11 Kitten Magee UNTITLED [Cave of Death] w: UNKNOWN (uncredited); a: Jose Ortiz (uncredited).

16 Joe Alien UNTITLED (cont.)

18 Time-Warp Data Link feature page (uncredited). / Robojoke UNTITLED ["Ever had the feeling you're being watched"] (pocket cartoon) w:/a James Neil. / Alien readers' art; Dworb by Mark Plastow, Robotic Forest Creature by Brian Peter Lisle, Grin by David Minish, Alien by Thomas Clancy.

20 Loner UNTITLED [Seringar Shape-Changer] w: UNKNOWN (uncredited); a: David Pugh (uncredited).

25 In Space, Some Things Are More Important Than Others subscription coupon.

26 Gliz w: UNKNOWN (uncredited); a: Joan Boix (signed).

31 What Has 10 Legs, 10 Eyes and a Big Appetite? next issue information; illustrated by David Pugh (uncredited).

32 The Weetabix Workout advertisement; a: UNKNOWN (uncredited).

Its cover is pure space opera, which - given the contents throughout the series thus far - is entirely appropriate.

Turbo refuses to assist the Arglon forces defeat the Burroids - told by the Council of Elders that their nation needs more land to survive, and that he has until the seventh moon (one day) to contemplate his fate, Turbo is taken to the sacrificial temple, where the Arglon gods will either change his mind or receive him in sacrifice. Robo awakens to discover his master missing, and is quickly captured by Burroid forces as a traitor. As the remnants of the Burroid forces face losing the city, evacuation procedures are put in place to protect the remainder of the inhabitants.

Robo's batteries register zero when a confession Burroids attempt to force a confession from him, and, technically dead, it is thought best to throw him onto a rubbish pile outside. Once free of his captors, Robo recharges with his reserve battery and journeys out. Overhearing reports of Turbo defecting to the Arglon side, Robo ventures to Arglon territory to learn the truth.

Although not explicitly referencing Lebensraum, the Arglon logic for its war, and the appearance of the Council of Elders, makes clear that this is, in essence, a reprise of World War II. Neither adequately developed nor consistent in tone, the strip fails to convince as military spectacle precisely because of the obvious elements which are dusted off and presented here with an SF twist. We aren't privy to the tactics, so must infer strategy behind maneouvers. Random damage? Nope, that's all part of some greater plan. Showing the intelligence behind what has appeared to be one desperate, last-ditch plan after another would have given the strip more authority.

Joe Alien arms his men with lasers to fend off against the encircling trees, and they begins a desperate run through the forest to freedom. Seeing a giant caterpillar under attack from the trees, Joe watches it get thrown around, though holding its own against the superior forces of the plants. Hitching a ride on its back, the team manage to make their way to the location of their shuttle, though find it has disappeared.

There is so little accomplished with the caterpillar that it is difficult to come up with a reason for its inclusion - aside from encouraging Eric Carle jokes, that is. Yet another oversized creature, in the manner of a cut-price Mighty Samson strip, points at the lack of care in establishing the rules of the planet. From Turbo to Loner, immense creatures have been a recurring element irrespective of where the presence doesn't make sense. Is this planet, perhaps, excluded from the square-cube law somehow?

It is also a shame that within three panels the small unit manages to run three miles, completely ignoring the terror which could have been ramped up had the journey back to the shuttle been presented - something which might have challenged The Evil Dead for achievements in making people afraid of foliage.

Unit leader Kitten Magee, robotic companion Crud and all female back-up team have met a seemingly friendly alien called Hobos. In reality, however, the massively fat being is an evil killer who means to cause the deaths of all the humans. After several failed attempts on their lives, Hobos has an idea how to guarantee their destruction...

Leading the women to a cave, they discover the remains of dozens of bones, the remains of victims of the beast which used to live there, aiding Doc in her survey of the planet's wildlife. She is captured by the alien still inhabiting the cave while the others are busy fetching firewood, and Cassandra is soon in its clutches - Kitten rushes back to assist her teammates, Crud leading their rescue mission. They finally discover it, after battling through a colony of bats, and are awed at its immensity.

Let down, somewhat, by a hint of the monster in the second panel, the strip nevertheless manages to maintain its style. Utilising horror movie techniques, Doc is snatched right behind an unaware Cassandra, although the following sequence makes it clear that the captured women were not immediately murdered. As for the monster, which has a see-through chest and stomach, I have to state that this is likely the single dumbest visual in the title's short history - it is almost an invitation for a clever opponent to deliver a fatal blow.

Loner sucks in fresh air, glad to be free of his subterranean nightmare, and discovers that communications with Wildcat are unavailable. Seeing a large sphere on the ground, he decides to get in some impromptu football practice. It turns out to be a gelatinous life-form, and he is soon encased within its mass while permitting him breath. It identifies itself as a Seringar Shape-Changer - shrinking Loner is reprisal for the unwarranted attack, it leaves him a fraction of his original size. As the blob departs, Loner is immediately attacked by two-headed ants.

Although he's hardly the most fleshed-out individual in the title, the kick comes as a surprising act which seems out of character. As a means of transitioning to the next story act it is a clumsy and awkward moment, more appropriate for a less mature character. The blob is a shameless appropriation of, naturally, the recently-released remake of The Blob, while shrinking Loner down is likely in reaction to pre-publicity for Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. Originality is in short supply here, though, as a means of spurring on the story, these inspirations are grafted into the existing world with panache, if not subtlety.

Gliz is a humanoid alien in possession of two tentacle-like protrusions on its chest. One would imagine this enables him to be more efficient than mere humans, though his clumsiness merely prompts insults and jokes from his co-workers. He tells Grenzel, his sole friend aboard Wildcat, that he is so clumsy because the others make him nervous. That night Grenzel's mother chastises him for consorting with an alien, telling him to stay away from Gliz. After more abuse at the hands of his human colleagues Gliz attempts to talk to Grenzel, but is rebuffed.

One of the pilots, Chadwick, has damaged his hands, and is unable to fly a mini-ship down to the far side of the planet's first moon, and it seems as if the mission will be cancelled until Gliz states that he is a qualified pilot. Things go well at first, with a perfect landing, but the expedition soon encounters hideous aliens who demand to know the identity of the group's pilot - vaporising the rest of the crew. They order Gliz to fly them to Wildcat, where they intend to kill the occupants. Faced with a desperate problem, Gliz has to find a way to protect Wildcat.

After everything else which has appeared, I shouldn't be so surprised to find myself typing the words "space pirates" here, but it still comes as a shock to see something so utterly unimaginative turn up. The notion of a completely disregarded character laying down their life for the benefit of the greater good, even though they do so without recognition, is one which has a fine history, but here the use is troublesome - is the technology aboard Wildcat so poor as not to have some indication of what is happening aboard their shuttles? Even if a real-time "black box" transmission is not in place, there is a more fundamental problem - this is the same moon upon which four crewmembers have already been lost.

Questions are being piled atop one another, as if the writers were playing Jenga with the plots, and - as much as I like the basic premise - it feels as if any attempt at a cohesive overriding plot has already been abandoned.

#07

Wildcat

#09

Wildcat #3

19 Nov 1988 - 18 Nov 1988; Cover price 40p.
32 pages. Colour & B&W.
Fleetway Publications.

Edited by Barrie Tomlinson.

Cover by Ian Kennedy

Free Alien Monster Stickers.

Contents:

 2 Turbo Jones UNTITLED [Arglons Attack the City] w: UNKNOWN; a: Ian Kennedy.

 7 Free Stamp Collector Starter Kit (half page) advertisement for Universal Stamp Co. / Warning - When You See This Cover Be Prepared for a Thrill-Power Overload (half page) in-house advertisement for Eagle Annual 1989.

 8 Joe Alien UNTITLED [Joe's Death Fall] w: UNKNOWN; a: Massimo Belardinelli.

11 Kitten Magee UNTITLED [Kitten's Had It!] w: UNKNOWN; a: Jose Ortiz.

16 Joe Alien UNTITLED (cont.)

18 Time-Warp Data Link (one and a quarter pages) feature page (uncredited);

19 Alien readers' art; Big Eye by Ed Hassall, Konzbo by Leigh Stevens, Snizboz by Jason Landau, the Spotted Snarler by Kevin Parkin, Angleman by Matthew Little.

20 Loner UNTITLED [Brought to the Bellari] w: UNKNOWN; a: David Pugh.

25 The Great Ark in is Wildcat 4 in-house advertisement.

26 The Invaders! w: UNKNOWN; a: UNKNOWN.

32 Robo pin-up. a: Joan Boix.

A creature carting around laser-blasting aliens, in no way inspired by Dino-Riders, takes the cover. There were, apparently, stickers in this issue also, but mine aren't present.

Foregoing any introduction, the issue moves straight into the Turbo Jones story. As the Burroids are being massacred by Arglons, Jones' sense of duty comes to the fore, and he agrees to assist in the defence of their city. With a rousing victory, Jones is made Commander, completely in charge of the army - which is going to need training, as the enemy intends to move against them in ten days.

Seeing a fearsome Terrasauron, the largest and most savage creature on the planet, Jones decides he wants it as his personal battle vehicle.

Wildcat really does seem to be a title calling out for tie-in merchandise. From cute Fuzzballs, to the creatures here, a great line of toys could have made this a title with lasting importance outside of the comic.

Joe survives a fall which would have killed anyone else, but loses his brain-pack in the process. As his team encounter more killer plants, Joe's body is pulled up into a giant tree. Attempts to free their leader are met with an attack which stops the men in their tracks, and without his intelligence, Joe is unable to provide any assistance of his own.

Kitten Magee manages to use her wrist lasers in time to save herself, and her strip, from her zombie-like attacker. The rest of the creatures mae her their leader upon witnessing her impressive fighting skills. Later, as it has passed midnight, Kitten moves away from the camp, and it is revealed that she is much older than her appearance would indicate. As she restores her vitality, the aliens attack her team.

Some impressive art, and of a very dark nature, enlivens the plot-by-numbers script. By solving a threat at the beginning of a story, only to have another appear at the end (and repeated in the next issue) the threats are diminished, whereas raising the threat level steadily through increasing dangers could have made the strip more solid - it seems as if the team aren't particularly well trained if they have to defeat a new threat each issue.

Loner's unconscious body is transported by the Fuzzballs to the great scarred lizard, who is revealed to be telepathic. Explaining that he is from another galaxy, belonging to the Bellari race, he crash-landed on the planet and found himself trapped in the underground caverns Loner also fell in to. After revealing that a gigantic beast resides deep in the caverns, the alien asks Loner to kill it.

There's a definite H.R. Giger feel to the beast Loner is going to face, and the body language of the scarred alien, when admitting that it is a wonder he hasn't gone insane after all these years, is wonderful. The consistently high level of art which the strip has, along with so many small details revealed in dialogue, makes the journey all the more enjoyable to read.

A meteoroid discovered in orbit around the planet is about to cross paths with the ship, and a team is sent to destroy it before the collision destroys the remnants of humanity. While investigating rock samples taken from it, three scientists are taken over by alien life-forms. Getting rid of a janitor and assuming control of the garbage chute (in which to dispose of the bodies of their victims), they start a reign of terror.

Anyone familiar with Apollo 18 might see similarities in the set-up, and a problem with the title is exposed painfully here - life aboard Wildcat is the most interesting facet of the title, and yet the entirety of events occurring on the ship are contained (and constrained) in bite-size horror-tinged tales which, by their nature, can't hope to capture the sense of loss and terror at being alone in the universe.

A strong issue, though not without problems. When you have artists this good, and the featured artists are extremely talented, the entirety of the title is lifted.

#02

Wildcat

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